Starting My Collection Again

Today is my Day 1 of being in this world and I have a few tasks to complete in the following three days. Establish a friendly relationship with Rick by saving him, gather information on small settlements in Atlanta, and then finally get kidnapped by a bunch of coppers acting like their cruisers are ambulances. Why get kidnapped? I want to take over the hospital obviously and it's the perfect place to snatch a community due to all the unstable factors. I'm not skilled in many things besides being the hand in the dark and combat after wishing for Absolute Combat, so I can only be a leader and strategist or a combative slave if I want to a community.

I began musing over the word, 'community.' "Community.. community.. Comm- Ah, I just realized I won't be able to enjoy the twitch community anymore; that's a big monkaS and WeirdChamp! I'll miss them, some of the communities had a nice wholesome vibe. If I could somehow access the internet from my old world, this would make some quality content while sending the scientists and film makers into chaos."

Shrugging the idea off for later, I decided to just sleep and begin my plans of establishing myself as the true villa- I mean, the true leader of these lands! Definitely not a villain, definitely not.. Right? Lying down on the floor by the window of the room that I'm in, I begin to fall asleep but not before muttering lowly, "Well, I'll be eating humans so technically I already am a villain. Oh well, goodnight system." [Goodnight, Jin...] Seems like I disturbed the system, PapaBless!

Day 2, I woke up around sun rise and looked out the window. I yawned while scoping outside, seeing that the streets are empty and deserted I joyfully said, "Don't have to worry about a horde just yet. It seems like I'm up pretty early!" I looked up towards the orange colored sky that was slowly becoming blue, truly a beautiful sight. Praise the sun! After making a certain references to myself, I began to stretch before opening my inventory to gear up.

[Inventory:

1x Kar98k w/ Telescopic Sight

20x 5 Round Stripper Clip (Fully Loaded)

2x M1911 Pistol

14x 7 Round Standard Detachable Box Magazine (Fully Loaded)

1x Wakazashi

3x Human Body/Bodies

20x Cans of Coffee

]

I started selecting what I wanted to take out of my inventory. 1x Kar98k w/ Telescopic Sight, 5x 5 Round Stripper Clips, 2x M1911 Pistols, 4x 7 Round SDB Magazines, 1x Wakazashi, 1x Can of Coffee.

After selecting everything I pressed the export button, causing everything to appear neatly on the floor. I picked up the can of coffee and realized that it was warm, I happily opened it and began to drink it. It tasted heavenly, it beats Wawa's coffee and it's beautiful. After taking my time relaxing while having my breakfast that consisted of a can of coffee, I leaned against the wall while sitting and started to remember some of the zombie's characteristics since I had quite awhile until Rick showed up. The zombies in this world attracted to noise, they can smell the difference between living and non-living, and they have sight but it varies a lot from each zombie.

'Time to load up my guns.' With that, I dutifully started my current task and found it pretty easily due to Absolute Combat. I feel like John Wick, I just need someone to kill my pet if I ever get one in this world. After the guns were loaded, I put the empty stripper clip back into my inventory and pocketed the rest of the magazines and stripper clips each in different pockets of my robe. Damn this robe is comfy and it has a lot of hidden compartments to put weapons and items at, who do I have to kidnap for more of these?

Gearing up with my rifle on my back, the Wakazashi in it's sheath that hung on my backside of my robe by my ass crack, and the pistols went into two different pockets that seemed like it was designed for this inside of the robe. It really seemed like the god was looking out for me with this robe, it has all the places I can store my weapons in while once again, being comfy and easy to move in.

I began walking to the window that had the view of the tank and confirmed that there weren't any zombies around. Opening the window, I carefully brought my body out and slowly started scaling down the wall with the creases as quiet as possible. It was easy keeping my grip due to me now being a ghoul and the benefits that comes with it. I could jump all the way down but that would only draw unwanted attention from the zombies. After reaching close to the bottom, I dropped down to the sidewalk and began to silently explore the city while I waited for Rick to come which was probably around 3 hours from now.

This city was almost like a maze to me since I was avoiding zombies, it was Rick's goal to cause a horde; not mine! But I have good news, I found a lingerie store! Jin, why do you need to go to a lingerie store? Well let me tell you one of my secrets, I had a room dedicated to lingerie. It was filled with display cases with lingerie inside and some mannequins for the exclusive sets that I got my hands on. In short, I'm a pervert that collects lingerie since I don't want to be unoriginal and collect coins or rocks. But aye, sowing kits are there too and I can use a pair of panties as a scrunchie for my hair; perfect meme material if you ask me.

During the time that I was talking to myself, I had already ransacked the entire store and came out with my hair in a pony tail with a black pair of panties with purple edges as my scrunchie. I found a pair of sun glasses, cigarettes, and a lighter too causing me to come out like a badass /b/-tard! I spent about 30 minutes exploring and 1 hour and 30 minutes being picky with my collection before I just threw everything into my inventory. Time to go to the tank and establish a connection with the future broken hero!

After arriving at the tank, I slid under and began to relax without a worry in the world. Solo runs are easy, I understand why Glenn didn't like scavenging with a group. My theory is that Murphy's Law is the embodiment of a group in this world, I'll have to watch out for the inevitable later. But then again, nothing can go wrong if you don't have a plan and do everything illogically. With that, I began another monologue inside my head while my system seems like she wants to commit suicide from the occasionally sighs filled with depression and exasperation.

Eventually I heard galloping of a horse and the cries of a horde, I was honestly a bit spooked since I was just about to come to the conclusion that Murphy's Law will somehow slap even the idiots into becoming smart causing him to make everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. The system cheered to herself while shouting that the chaos is finally over. I ignored her and listened intently to my surroundings. I heard a few random ambient noises of zombie groans, a horse neighing, and a sheriff making a thud then crawling towards under the tank.

He was shocked to see me and was about to shoot me until I said, "Aye, I'm not dead. And you might want to keep crawling, you aren't safe yet." After I prompted him of his situation, I started crawling a bit forward to the hatch below the tank and pulled myself in. I remembered about the zombie and began thinking whether or not I should kill it. Yeah, I wanted my first kill but I also wanted to see a disoriented Rick. I went to the opposite side of the tank, away from the zombie. Then Rick climbed in shortly and then did exactly what happened in the show the moment he notices it's a zombie. Wow, truly inevitable. I'll name that zombie soldier, Thanos!

Thankfully, I covered my ears when it was happening. After all, if I hadn't my ears would be ringing and I would also have the bad end of the stick. I watched the rest of the spectacle of him making his way to the top hatch and closing it, I let out a chuckle to which he couldn't hear due to the ringing. While he was catching his breath, I crawled over to the now a dead soldier solider and search his body for the grenade, Rick had already took the pistol. After I pocketed the grenade, I was sitting next to rick who was staring at me cautiously. I shrugged since who wouldn't be cautious after meeting a guy under a tank randomly? I turned towards him and started to make some small talk while smiling ear to ear, "Hello, my name is Jin. What's your name?" I feel like I've become more chaotic, is it because I'm in a lawless world? I shook the thought away and listened to Rick's prompt reply, "Rick, Rick Grimes. Did you see the helicopter?" I shook my head and said, "Nope, didn't hear one either. I was too busy lying under this tank while debating to myself of Murphy's Law and whether it'll still affect a group of idiots without any plan or logical thinking. I came to the conclusion, Murphy's Law will win due to the idiots becoming intelligent for a chance." Rick stared at me with the biggest What The Fuck Face that I have ever seen, he was about to question me until the radio of the tank cut in along with a voice, "Hey dumbass. Ya, you. Dumbass in the tank."