The Hell Is Wrong With This Empire?

Emperor's Domination/ Cycling Verse~

Mortal Emperor World~

Southern Continent...

Tens of cultivators with varying kinds of cultivation realms knelt on the hot sand as they listened to an old man who posseses strength enough to kill them if he so wish.

They didn't mind kneeling on the hot sand afraid that the one in front of them would kill them as they listened.

"Do you people know your sins!?" asked the old man, furiously.

"Dao brother, please listen to us! She, she dared clean herself on our only water source. How could we not be angry? Dao brother, you should know that clear water is hard within this wasteland!" replied an old man with clear tears pouring down from his eyes, kneeling as he replied.

"Dao brother? Who are you calling brother! Don't you people know that no matter what little girls do must be forgiven without a question!? Don't you know of the sacred teaching!?" the old man replied.

This old man is no other than Old Cheng, he had nearly killed the people chasing his dear granddaughter earlier but thinking that he shouldn't just kill them, he decided to preach!

"Sacred teaching?" the tens of cultivators who had been chasing Lin Xie just minutes ago all asked in confusion.

"Of course! The sacred teaching! Don't you know that loli's are the greatest gift the heaven's could give? Don't you know how sacred they are! Don't you know that their cuteness can even make the heaven would forgive them no matter what they do!? Loli's are justice! Their cuteness can even make everyone forgive them no matter what they do! And you people dared to chase her just because she took a bath! How dare you all!" furiously roared Old Cheng.

"..."

One old man looked into the eyes of Old Cheng, seeing how serious he was he mustered the courage to ask. "What is loli?"

Old Cheng hearing the question nearly stabbed the guy's head with his golden spear but kept himself from doing so. Old Cheng then pointed to Lin Xie who was sitting on a sofa that he brought along sobbing and said, "Look at her. Isn't she cute? See she looks? Isn't she cute? But you people dared to make her cry? Just look how haggard she'd become! She how those dirts clung unto her. And you people still have the guts to complain! You people should have been overjoyed that she took a on your aosis! But not! You guys chased her! Don't you know how sacred a loli is!? and here she is, crying! Oh my poor little granddaughter." Old Cheng finished as he sat down in the sofa with a handkerchief in hand. Wipping the dirts on her face and took another one out as he dried her tears and consoled her to stop crying since grandpa is here.

'So she's your granddaughter! And a spoiling, overprotective, granddaughtercon at that!'

'Wait. What is granddaughtercon anyway?'

The people thought.

...

After sometime...

The cultivators that were chasing Lin Xie before still knelt to the hot sand, not daring to stand up as they watch Old Cheng console his so called granddaughter.

Old Cheng then looked at them with his eyes still filled in fury. He said, "Do you people now understand how sacred a loli is!"

With the abrupt question, the cultivators could only reply, "YES!" Some forced themselves to reply withiut understanding anything, just afraid, but most had come to an understanding what loli is.

"Good! If you people are really sincere. Let us create a sect. A sect that would protect the sacred, holy loli's!" Old Cheng declared.

'So we will be forced to join and dissolve our current sect and join?' the cultivators thought. But what can they do? Can they even fight back?

Old Cheng had learned from Silver, if you have enough strength and power, do what you want, crush those reasoning with brute force.

Lin Xie didn't know what to say for she didn't know what her grandpa was saying. She just felt relieved and forgotten to tell her grandpa what the real reason she was being chased.

'Grandpa Cheng is the best' she thought without understanding.

With the establishment of the Loli Sect, other sect had also begun to form, one after another.

***

Years Later...

Silver had just came back to his empire but when he sense what was happening he could only massage his temples as he sat on his throne, troubled.

"Urgent news! The Phedo Sect has declared war on the Loli Sect! Their troops are now marching towards the South!" someone from the Intelligent Department came reporting.

After the report another one came running. "The Shota Sect had joined the Phedo Sect to defend! The MILF Sect had sent reinforcement to the Loli Sect!" his body covered in sweat.

The next day...

"Urgent Report! The Phedo Sect has been blocked by the Futa Sect! The Shota Sect and MILF Sect had come to an agreement and joined forces!"