Damned old geezer

The day was unusually warm and it was beginning to take its toll on me as I noticed that I had some sweat running down my forehead. I caught it with my finger just as it dripped off my face. That was when I noticed that I had arrived at the gates of hell. I pushed open the doors to an unsightly scene.

"Lucy!" the old geezer yelled as he leaped out of his black leather seat. "Its Lucifer, you damned old fool" I grumbled as he ran up to hug me. I flicked the old mans forehead just as he went to coil his old arms around me and he shot back and hit the wall as fast as a bullet fired from a gun. Satan was an old fool who loved to overstep his, 'loving' boundaries, whether it was to grope a girls boobs or grab a guys butt, this pervy old geezer would do it. "What did you want, I have my own problems and I certainly don't want to have to deal with yours too" I said while pointing my finger at the old mans scruffy white beard. He slowly clawed his way out of the rubble with an unnerving grin on his pale ugly face. "You've gotten stronger I see Lucy," the old geezer chuckled while wiping rubble off his odd red suit.

Satan straightened his tie as he pointed to a projected graph on the cold stone walls. "Do you know what that is?" Satan grimaced, "that's how much people have sinned on a planet called Earth. I tilted my head in confusion as I replied, "its a damn straight line." 'This damn geezer pulling me away from my work to show me a fucking straight line', I thought. "That's right. Its a straight line, and that, my dear Lucy, is why I called you here," Satan plopped down in his leather seat as he put his hands together and frowned. "what in the hell is it that your doing in your so called work!" the geezer yelled. I took a step back as I had just understood my situation, I ran over all work related thoughts in my head from gossip in the office, to orders I had issued, and that was when it hit me... I hadn't even uttered the word Earth once throughout an entire year of work. I flattened down my pitch black suit and moved the black half of my hair out of my face so I could take a proper look around the dark, jagged stone cave of a room I was standing in. That's when I noticed group of tall men standing in the corner, they were all muscular and dressed in suits wearing matching sunglasses. The geezer clicked his fingers and the men came flying at me. I summoned a blue flame into my hand and managed to hit one of the men with it as I swept my leg under another's feet, flipping him over. The men managed to get some handcuffs on my wrists which restrained both me and my powers.

The geezer got out of his chair and walked up to me, a menacing smile spread from one check to the other. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OLD MAN! I DONT REMEBER YOU EVER EVEN MENTIONING AMYTHING ABOUT EARTH AT ALL THOSE DAMN MEETINGS! AND BESIDES, A SHITTY CASE LIKE THIS HAS NEVER SHOWN ITSELF BEFORE SO YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TAKING THE FEIRCEST COURSE OF DAMNED ACTION INSTEAD OF PUNISHING ME FOR NOT NOTICING!" I snarled at him. Satan burst out laughing, "punish! Who said anything about punishing you!" the smile disappeared from his face as he poked my cheek, "no no no, I'm not gonna punish you, I'm gonna send you down there so you can handle this yourself, or you can die trying" the geezer snickered as he clicked his fingers and spun on his heels to sit back down in his chair.

A man appeared in front of me and that's when I heard a dripping noise. I looked down to see a knife in my chest and red blood staining its blade. The world went blurry as I came crashing down onto the hard floor.

That's when everything went dark, and then my eyes fluttered open to see a white ceiling above my head and my phones annoying ringtone playing on the bedside table. I wrenched open my shirt to see nothing but a muscular and pale white chest, there was no sign of a knife wound nor any knife in sight. "THAT FUCKING OLD GEEZER!" I yelled as I got out of bed, the room was small but it had a couch and TV set up in it so I assumed that it was my room. I walked up to a long full body mirror to see a tall and slim pale figure staring back at me, he had odd hair with small black devil horns poking up. Half of his hair was black and covered half my face, whereas the other half was white and shaved off, but there was still a thin, long white plat that ran off my shoulder with some small white bangs that started near the bottom of my hairline.

This body was definetly mine I concluded as I pushed back the black half of my hair to reveal a fully black eye with light blue pupils, the other was a normal eye with only an odd red color to it. "That fucking geezer could have at least found a subtler way to teleport me here" I grumbled.

I looked at what I assumed was my phone to find an odd text on it, 'where are you!, your gonna be late! Class is about to start so hurry up and get your ass over here!' I stood there dumbfounded as I tilted my head to the side. "Who in the fuck is Kirra, and why the hell did that geezer make me go to this shitty peaceful planet!?" I yelled as I threw my phone onto the bed and started searching the room for a uniform. 'Earth is such a tiresome place' I thought.