Where my brain gets lagged off

I am nearly two years old now and thus I have already started working out. Jogging, sit-ups, push-ups, crunches, yoga, everything that a 2 year old in this world is capable of, which is surprisingly a lot as compared to my previous world. No wonder Kakashi became a genin at just five years old, and everybody thinks that pumping out child soldiers is such a norm.

I also do meditation and other mind stimulating stuff to try to unlock my chakra. And boy it is damn hard! I have been trying to access and sense the chakra inside my body but I just can't sense it. And because of that I have been unable to train my chakra. So I just concentrate on training my body and the kenbunshoku haki, as I can't use armament haki without the right body and muscle strength, and I am unable to use conqueror's haki. I have also been practising with the Jagan eye's remote viewing and heightened senses so that I can be as ready for the Kyuubi's rampage as I can be.

Tomorrow is the day, 10th October. I have already moved to Juzo san's house and staying inside the underground bunker.

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10th OCTOBER

It's time for dinner. Me, Juzo san, mother and some of mother's ex colleagues are also sitting around in the underground bunker. I have tried looking for yondaime's hidden base with my remote viewing, but my power is still too weak and I can't see past a few kilometres let alone see the hideout. I guess I can only rest and wait for the oncoming disaster....BOOM...and it came.

GASHAN!

The whole house started shaking

DOKKAN!

Something heavy probably fell in the house.

And not more than a second later came the overwhelming pressure.

(Shit! Shit!)

I nearly started hyperventilating

And then the vile chakra started overpowering my mind.

And then I started hyperventilating.

(No! No! Fuck! even the Jagan's power is being suppressed)

I was lying down and quivering on the ground and hugging my knees in a foetal position.

I could feel the house still shaking.

I was rapidly losing my consciousness.

I wanted to fight but it wasn't enough. I needed something more. My fingers were clenched and I was trying to grasp my breath.

and then suddenly

Ba-dump! Ba-dump!

And all of sudden some kin of energy started flowing through my body. But it wasn't enough.

(Dammit! am I going to die or what?

But I just died a couple years ago!

Nope! I am so not going to die a virgin.

If a die as 2 year old, wouldn't I become a fucking joke among the club of transmigrating people!

Wouldn't that bastard official laugh at me for being the first reincarnator to be brain dead! After all the cursing ant arrogance I showed him, If I had to go back to him like this, I would be too ashamed to even see my own soul ya know!

Yep, never gonna let it happen.)

I tried to calm my mind, but all that pepping monologue was for naught.

while on the edge of my consciousness I shouted out loud with all my strength and effort hoping that like the other plot armour heroes, I would also develop a power up.

And then came the rushing pain in my head and I fainted.