"Let's continue this discussion later, something happened!" Kevin said as he turned around and hurried to the elevator, taking the keys from his parents.
Mama and papa Bear weren't surprised by this, but the others were confused for a second before realising what was going on. They knew about his identity as Superman, but to them that had seen Kevin grow up, they only perceived him as Kevin, that's why it didn't register for them that he was Superman even though they knew.
"SuperKevino!" Uncle Mario chuckled.
Superman arrived in an old building where he had heard shouts and screams, it was as if a chicken was being tortured.
As he hurried inside he saw blood everywhere, and there were two arms and two legs on the ground in the open room.
The arms had been cut from the elbow, and the legs had been cut from the knees.
Superman found a blood trail and followed it to the next room and what he found there was worrying to say the least.
A man with a red and black suit was reaching for a gun on the floor, only problem was that the man had half his legs cut off, from the knees. And his arms had also been cut off from the elbows.
So he looked like a dwarf.
His red and black body suit made it hard to see all the blood on him, but the ground beneath him was completely bloody leaving a trail.from the other room.
The man in red had abruptly stopped as Superman arrived.
Behind the red suited man with no limbs was another man in a yellow and black, batman looking, suit.
Many parts of his yellow suit had become red and orange from all the blood, he had bullets sounds everywhere.
The yellow suited man had vibranium claws and stood behind the red suited man as if he was just about to pounce on him.
All three. had halted and were staring at each other.
"Deadpool and Wolverine..." Superman thought to himself.
The room was very intense...
"Wolvie why does it feel like we were caught having sex, by our child?" Deadpool asked.
"Superman, I think you're in the wrong place.. no I mean wrong universe." Deadpool then turned to Superman.
"Ka-ching" was sounded out of nowhere as Wolverine had pierced Deadpools head with his claws.
Seeing the drama between Wolverine and Deadpool, Superman felt like he shouldn't get involved.
'Oh no, I think uncle Jonathan is giving birth again!' Superman thought up an excuse, as he took off, not giving wolverine a chance to speak.
"Something important came up, bye" Superman shouted as he flew away.
'Best to mind my own business' Superman thought as he hurriedly flew away with a pale face. That scene was horrible.
Back in the old building, Wolverine just looked at the hole in the roof where Superman had flown away.
"Naghty, I... Li-ke the... rough pla-ay." Deadpool tried speaking with his mushed brains, making wolverine once again draw his claws.
However, Deadpool turned his body towards wolverine, almost welcoming him.
Wolverine noticed something off as he saw that Deadpool had somehow gotten lots, and lots of round, fist sized objects inside his suit.
"Yippi kayey, mothe..."
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" a huge explosion took place. Somehow, Deadpool had gotten his suit full of a few dozen grenades.
The whole building fell down from the explosion.
Superman stopped midair seeing that the building had blown up.
His supersenses told him that he didn't want to get involved with Deadpool/Wolverine drama, but his sense of heroism told him to dive right into it.
As Superman floated midair trying to decide on what actions to take, under the rubble, two people were slowly regenerating their bodies.
In the end, Superman felt like these two would somehow be fine on their own so he flew back.
As Wolverine had healed enough to make sounds, he started growling in anger at Deadpool.
They laid in their own blood and gore, barely able to move.
"Don't growl at me, we've been through worse than this!" Dadpool said, hoping to put a smile on Wolverine's pretty face.
"Maybe we should do couples therapy together?" Deadpool said as he saw the angry expression on Wolverine.
"Don't be angry, all I ever did is because I- Wanted to express my feeligns!" Deadpool said, trying to get Wolverine to stop being mad.
Seeing how Wolverine almost turned green out of anger, Deadpool thought it was time to escape before Wolverine could slaughter him, so he started crawling away with his gory body.
Seeing that Deadpool was trying to escape, made Wolverine even angrier.
The only reason they had started fighting was because, during one of Wolverine's missions he stumbled across Deadpool, and Deadpool decided to stalk Wolverine since then.
They fought many times, and every time Logan tried to get rid of Deadpool, Deadpool stuck even closer to him like a parasite.
This time he had lost his patience and decided to put Deadpool through unimaginable pain, but instead, it seemed like Deadpool enjoyed the attention.
And now, that he was angrier than ever, Deadpool wanted to escape?
Wolverine also started to crawl after Deadpool with his gory body.
Deadpool looked back and saw a skinless metallic skeleton with muscles forming, crawling after him. The image gave him shivers, it looked really scary.
"Hey Wolvie, you've asked me to leave you alone right?... So why are you following me?" Deadpool said nervously as he started crawling faster.
His reasoning failed, as he saw wolverine crawl even more furiously.
"You should really learn to let go when others turn you down..." He said trying to make wolverine realise that following someone that doesn't want to be followed isn't nice.
"Wolvie you're way too clingy, this is why you haven't been inside a woman, since the day you were born!"
"Stop chasing me!"
The more Wolverine heard Deadpool talk, the angrier he got. He couldn't wait to rip Deadpool to pieces.
Deadpool started to panic when he realised that he couldn't soothe Wolverine.
"SUPERMAN HEEELP! HEEELP MEEEE, SOMEBODY SAVEEEE MEE, SUPERMAAAN!" Deadpool cried in horror as he saw wolverine closing up on him.
Suddenly Deadpool's crawling body stumbled upon something hard. Looking down he saw his guns that he was reaching for before Superman had interrupted their fun.
His hands had barely grown back in mini size so he picked up one of the guns with his mouth, using his tongue to shoot. His gun had been loaded with special bullets that would slow Wolverine's healing.
Wolverine Suddenly saw Deadpool stop crawling, not understanding what happened he instinctively also stopped.
Then he saw Deadpool turn his head, with a big grin on his face and a gun in his mouth.
Wolverine knew the taste of those bullets, as he had experienced them before, and he honestly didn't want another taste.
So he suddenly turned around and started to crawling away.
"Heyf nowf, dontfhh run awayf. Takeff responsibility!" Deadpool spoke in a muffled Voice as he started chasing Wolverines with his gun in his mouth.
Suddenly a few bullets went off, penetrating Wolverine backside.
Then a few more, and a few more after that. Wolverine's healing drastically slowed down as his body became riddled with bullets.
Wolverine noticed Deadpool had healed way more than himself, and it was at that moment he knew.. that he was going to experience lots of pain.
"Wolverine, All I ever wanted was for us to become best friends... All you had to do, was to do what I asked you to do..." Deadpool said, very sad at the fact they couldn't become friends.
As Deadpool had healed, he started walking around picking up his swords and more ammoniation for his guns. Happily singinga song while Wolverine laid in his gore, following Deadpool with his eyes in horror.