System Space, I've Got a Name

"OK host! Here we are! Home sweet home." 'Unless you start to wine like a baby then that'd be super!'

"..." The MC looks around and sees that everthing is, pink. He looks toward the system then back towards the room again. 'I want to complain but the look in its eyes say I'd be b*tchy if I did that. Best keep quiet and not say that I moved into a little girls room.' "Do I get my own room?"

"Yes, but only if you survive the first ten worlds." 'I don't see anything wrong with the way he looks at me, but it makes me want to hit him for some reason.' "OH! I almost forgot. I told you my name, now tell me yours!"

'Shouldn't you've asked that sooner? I feel like this system is not into its job. I'll probably not get any help from him in the near future.' "I've forgotten my orginal name. You can give me a name. By the way, System 2000 isn't a name, it's more of a serial number. So I'll just give you a name too. How abouuut, Cupid. Yep, Cupid! It suits you!"

System 2000, now Cupid, bugs his eyes out and shouts towards the host. "What the flying monkeys are you doing! Giving me a stupid name like that without my permission! I mean you're right about the serial number thing and I would like one, but! You can not give me such a sissy name like that when I hate romance! And Cupid, seriously? What is going through you're head!"

"Back on track. What name are you going to give me?"

"A name, hmmm, let's see here, hmmm. It's kinda hard to name you if I don't know what you look like. Usually when a host comes to the system space they take on the form of their previous life. You don't. You're just an outline of a humanoid being. Why is that?"

"Oh, since I have existed since a long time and have kept my past memories, all of them blended together and faded into a sort of a blur. Lately in my past lives I need to keep looking into a mirrior and have my name tied around my wrist to know who I am in that life. So a name and aren't you suppose to tell me about being a host?"

"Oh wow really! This is more serious than I thought! I'll need to send to info to my boss. No one is supposed to keep their memmories fo their preivious life. Not unless they're a host. Hey do you have any other problems?"

"Yes, I have face blindness and I forget names and mix up languages. Now try to focus on your job and give me a name."

Cupid is writing down what he's says on paper with a pencil, but there are no hands holding the paper and pencil so it looks like it's writing but itself in front of him. "Wow! Just WOW! I defitnitely need to write this to my boss!" 'Maybe this way I'll get my vaction earlier than expected and a paid one too! Finding this guy is like finding a virus in a world. No maybe even better since it's never been seen before. I might get promoted! Ha! Hahahahaha!' (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

"Excuse me! Please get back on track!"

"OH! Right I forgot. A name right? Well don't you try manifesting yourself a body based of your soul itself instead of genetics. Basically it's the you without a physical shell."

"Ooookaaaay. How do I accomplish that?" 'Finally back to the beginning.'

"It's easy. Just think about who you are, not what you are. For example: What I am is a system. Who I am is somone who likes pink, vactions, money, BL, ect. ect. Stuff like that."

"Oh I get it. Things that make me, me." 'Sounds something from a movie that involves talking kungfu pandas I watched in a previous life.'

"Yep. You got it." (⌒‿⌒)

'OK here we go. What makes me, me? I'm someone who loves western food. I hate roaches. I'm enviromentally friendly. I like to kingdom build both in games and in real life. Hate being a women in previous lives, womens bodies are soooo complicated. I like men and I'm a total bottom when either a man or women. Hate cheaters, harems, and family betrayal. Have the desire to castrate (the men) and slash (the women) faces of those type of people (which I have done in previous life times).

"Woah! Suddley his body has become more solid! I wonder what he's been thinking."

'What else is there.' He looks at his hands that have begone to form. '...' 'I'm lonely. I'm old and I'm tired and I'm bored with living. I want someone to love me and stay with me to get through my loneliness. I just want to forget. I just want the pain to stop.' His body is almost formed and looks like he needs one more thought to manifest. 'I don't want to stay a virgin.'

And with that final thought the MC has gain a body.

"Woah, such a pretty Uke. Go to the mirror and take a look." ԅ(♡﹃♡ԅ)

'When I turn to the pink mirror Im surprised at what I see. I have bangs are so long they reach my shoulders that sweep to the right of me, but the back hair is cut to above the neck. The roots of my hair is black but it fades to yellow towards the ends andI have a bang the sweeps to the left that's yellow and one hair that sticks above my head. What's interesting is my eyes. They're different colors, one yellow one purple. The rest of my body is the typical petite pretty boy type. But at least I'm not that short, mostly something you'd see with a dancers body. Pretty good looking I'd say.'

"Back to the main topic. How about a name and give me the rules of the job please."

"Right! You're soooo pretty how about...Belle!" ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

"..."

"Nope. Phoenix it is then."

"The fudge! Why not Belle!?"

"That's a girls name and I'm a boy as you can clearly see."

"That true. Then why is my name Cupid!"

"It's the only name I can think of that's male and matches pink."

"..." "Cannot refute that. Alright nice to meet you Phoenix!" ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

"You too Cupid."