08-10-2018(07)

"Since we got settled at our reserved table, we don't need this card saying it got reserved by us" Arjun took the card and threw it in the dustbin. "May I take the order, sir?" A middle-aged man, with a chevron mustache, asked them for the items to be made ready to serve them. "What do you want, Lil? Check out the items list on the menu! You name it! It will be yours! Take your own time! There is no rush, till then I will play Candy Crush! But the elder standing here is getting bored out of hell! You have any idea, baby!" Arjun murmured in Ayesha's ear.

"You both play PUBG till I make my Icecream flavors list ready! That way, I can also see whether you can defeat any other player other than me, my Jaan!" She murmured back at Arjun. "What? How can you say that? You know I can play it better than most of the players! I agree I am not a pro! But down throwing my player instincts in the game will be a foolish act if you consider losing to me! Well since you made a challenge, I am left with no other choice, but to defeat that poor guy! Wait! What am I saying? First of all, we don't even know he is into PUBG or not! He looks like a dad of two kids! I don't even think he knows what PUBG is? Secondly, he is a bearer who works very hard that we young people can't even think of for the entire day for his family, and his children like us! From where do you think, he can lend time for playing games? We, students, are so free and bored out of our daily college routine that we can stay busy for the entire twenty-four fucking hours of a day playing PUBG!" Arjun's whispering got halted when the bearer suddenly banged the dining table with his fist.

"For fuck sake, I can hear every word of your conversation, which according to you, is murmuring! And you, whatever your name is, what did you say just now? I am an old pathetic middle-aged family guy who can't even afford to enjoy playing games! What do you know of me! That I don't know how to enjoy life! I was once like you when I passed your age! At that time, I was a severe gamer and got addicted to all those games which make me choose this worst path in my life! I was responsible for my life to become like this! Then I got married, got two girls and, they are suffering their fate for being with me!" Arjun held the bearer and helped him to sit on a nearby chair when he was about to collapse, being lost in misery.

"Back then, on my marriage day, I don't know about others, but I was only thinking of my first night! How it was going to be that night! Whether I could do it well, or not! Whether I could satisfy my wife! But I did it! I passed that night with extinction! We were living happily in spite of the economic conditions of our families! But only till she got pregnant! We had a girl child for the first time! With that, we started worrying about the future of the family!"

"Because in this society, Poor people can't afford the richness of raising a girl child and getting her settled in her Laws House! How can I solve her dowry issues in this backward society? But we didn't lose hope for a boy child for the next two years! It seems like god is just a subscriber to our life channel! The second one was also a girl child! That's it! We didn't have any courage left to hope for the third time! So, we decided to have no more babies!"

"As for my wife, she got used to and bored with my dick and started saying that I was becoming inefficient in bed! Her vagina lost intact and got loosened to its extreme size, getting drilled by my crocodile cock! My dick is big and monstrous as always! What can I do for her vaginas incompetency! We experienced an exponential drop in our sex life post-marriage! After we had a baby, things got changed between us! I am now a depressed father and an incompetent husband!"

"Are you guys planning on getting married? Then take my advice and think a thousand times before taking any step because it's freaky! You both should help each other out in difficulties! You guys should take it slowly! When I got caught up in those shitty messes of my life, I saw the trending news on the game PUBG, that everyone in the world irrespective of their age were getting addicted to it!"

"I didn't believe it until that day when my childhood friend installed it on my phone when we met after a long time saying that he dealt with his tensions and stress by playing that game and advised me to try it once! Then I started playing PUBG in every free hour I can get, and right now I am a crown ranker! What is your rank, boy? Haa! You think you can beat me! Remember boy, I have survived the most dangerous game of almost everyone's life, aka Marriage and I am standing fine in front of you! Don't you think it's way more my league to defeat an immature like you! Haa! Haa...!" The bearer mocked Arjun. "You won't stand a chance with me!"

"Children play an important role in ruining a couple's sex life. I agree, man! But we men seriously don't have any idea of what women go through in their life! When a woman becomes a mom, her world gets split into two halves, one for her husband and the other for her child! She should take care of them both by herself! We may have a father pressure, but it is nothing compared to the stress and pressure they face at that time! I am not a couple-doctor, but I know for sure that a relationship is complete only with a pair of issues and a few difficulties! Alright, I already talked too much! Let's see what you got, oldy! By the way, I, myself, am also a crown ranker! Wow, what a coincidence! I think we will get along just fine!" Arjun gave a smile, loading the game on his mobile!

"Note it down! I am the one who is going to win this challenge, and you be ready not to become a cry baby! Because I am not your daddy to not make you look baddy! Keep that ass open for me to bass! Don't take your dick out for me to slit it half! Give the best you got, ain't a game of pot! Are you ready to greet me with the poultry praise upon my victory, cause I am damn ready to bring it on for the Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!"

To Be PUBGied...!