8 A day with my dad

So how was life I have been watching you. Hard really hard I needed you and you were gone. No I saw you were struggling so I gave you your powers. Life was fine until you butted in. George come on don't act like a baby. Dad shut up all you do is disappear and then you come back in your life like 12 years was 1 hour. listen how about I make it up to you will one day of pure fun whatever you want and 12 years of gifts for every holiday. Deal I said ready for you first present. I opened it good luck bad luck machine I said. Yay it's really fun you look up a person and give them good luck or bad luck and watch the fun no karma cause you are karma dad said. year 2 present I open it a caller I said. Yes in caller in case you need me dad said. I needed you a long time ago your too late I through the caller on the floor. Fine this will make it up to you dad said sadly. What dad I said angerly. It was a monster machine. If two things stand next to each other tou can make a monster using your monster machine. present 3 dad said exitely.There is nothing in the box I said. No there is its your powers you can now control them dad said. No way I threw a fireball. Present 4 dad said I opened it, it was a dog dad said lives forever it's immortal and he is the god of death after hades died. Present 5 a piece of paper I inturupted. Not just any piece of paper it is like texting but never runs out of battery's and you can take it anywhere. Present 6 a pain machine torture anyone instead of bad luck you can give them horrible pain. Present 7 is an upgrade dad said. Yes this is so cool I can upgrade my powers. No dad said you can die. But....but.... no descusion dad inturupted. Present 8 a shrinker and and a growing machine thanks dad. Present 9 you can make not alive items real use it on that painting. I shot the painting and it was like I was watching the world. Present 10 apocalypse creator make the world suffer from any apocalypse of your choice. Present 11 a portal gun go to any dimension or go to the top or bottom of Earth. 12th present last one dad said. It's a..... I love my daddy hat. Thanks dad I love it. Now listen the world is being destroyed. Omg I saw the world getting demolished. Listen let's have fun George. No I got to save mom. Everything is fine anyway you got to go to the temple of life which is so high in the air to the point where it's tough to breathe. Dad where is it Mt.Everest china. You have to use your portal gun once you reach the top. But son let's have some fun. We went to this amazing amusement park. Me and dad went on hundreds of rides with no line. Dad you built thus amusement park no sun my workers did they were so exited to meet you here is worker 1 worker 2 and worker 3. Hi they all said. Dad I really got to go. No son I haven't seen you in 12 years and now your gonna ditch me. I am ditching you not because I don't like you I am ditching you for the humanity of Earth I left embarking on my new journey.