In And Out

"Don't you have any internal alchemy pills? The kind that can take me straight to heaven?"

"Yes. You want some?"

"Yes, if you're willing to give me some."

"Then take it."

Old Turtle opened his mouth and a stone ball the size of a basketball fell before Chen Zhao.

"This is my internal alchemy. Eat it and you can go to heaven."

Chen Zhao reached out and patted it. It was harder than stone. "You're kidding, right?"

"No, I'm serious. That's my internal alchemy."

"You just took it out to make a sport of me because you know I can't chew it, right?"

"I have so much of this. There's no point in making a sport out of you."

"You have a lot?"

"Duh. I've been in the human world for thousands of thousands of years. I just cultivate when I'm bored. What's so strange about cultivating such a large internal alchemy over thousands of years?"

Chen Zhao opened the Mouth of Gluttony and tried biting the internal alchemy.