So Dumb

"Are you sure?" Laurent was still doubtful.

"Every day at this time is when it's the most dangerous out there, but he could walk to my house safely. Do you think it's possible he's normal?"

"So, if he comes, we'll be saved?"

"I don't know," Pamela said.

"What exactly is he?" Laurent asked.

The skeleton cackled. "Do you want immortality? I can give you immortality. Help me shatter the ice over my lower half."

"Immortality? But not even you're immortal."

Asand and Laurent were drunk, but they weren't stupid.

The skeleton wasn't even alive right now. How could it help others gain immortality?

"I wouldn't die if it wasn't for Pamela," the skeleton said. "She starved me to death."