Pissing off the Leadership
WARNING
This chapter gets a little violent and graphic. If you don't enjoy reading that type of content, I suggest you skipping this chapter. Thank you!
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Damn these prison cells suck
Holes in the walls, spikes laid randomly on the floor, rats running around, hot and humid...
This is how the plague starts! Idiots!
Skriii
"Up. Mizukage-Sama requests your presence"
Ugh fine. Dick
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"So, I allow you into my country out of my own goodwill and not even the next day you rob one of my economic superpowers, Somehow teleport the stolen items out of our reach, then turn yourself in like nothing happened?"
Hmm? Is he talking to me?
"Yeahhh Sure"
Fwishh
Oh okay now he's serious damn..
"Yeah? That's all you have to say about this? 'Yeah'?"
Forgot I was facing a fully realised Jinchūriki. Fuuuuuck…
"Bring in his Companion"
Regretting ever coming here right now. Hnnnnnn…
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"So, you were the one who had the audacity to murder almost 35 civilians in the middle of my own village?"
"They wer-"
"ANBU. Take her left eye"
Oh you son of a bitch
Sqlchhh
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!"
He actually fucking did it…
"Do not speak to me if I don't ask you to child"
I'm going to murder both Obito and this puppet…
"Hoh? Now you show some fight in you?"
You taunt me…
Fwish
"Are you a fool? A genin going against a Kage? A Jinchūriki? You're either very stupid or have some balls child"
The punch I threw was currently being crushed in the short man's hand. My meagre killing intent tickled him at best
I felt weak
BLAM
Owwwww…
"ANBU. Take them to the underbelly. If they survive, I'll consider giving them an opportunity"
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Another prison cell
At least the last one was quiet enough for me to sleep
"WOHHHH! FIGHT!"
"I HAVE THREE SOLDIER PILLS RIDING ON YOU SHORT BOY!"
"KILL HIM!!!"
"SMASH HIS SKULL IN GIRU!!"
"WAAAAHHHH!!"
Yeah. We were in some sort of underground fighting ring
What the hell did I get myself into?
At least Akari was next to me. They had the decency to bandage her head up as well, Dicks
Clang Clang
Hmm?
A man at the cell doors
"You Hoshi and Akari?"
One nod
"You're up next. Wake her up or you'll be disqualified with one strike"
Great. Of course. Why the hell not?
"Fine"
He nodded and walked off
"Oi, Akari. Wake up"
"Ah? What? Hoshi?"
"Yagura threw us into some sort of fight Club prison. We're next?"
She got up and rubbed her one eye
"The hell? What happened?"
"GIRU WINS ONCE AGAIN!! YAAAAHHH!!"
"No time to explain right now. Get ready to fight"
"RESIDENTS OF THE UNDERBELLY! OUR NEXT MATCH IS A SPECIAL ONE! TWO NEWCOMERS HAVE MADE THEIR WAY INTO OUR HOME FOR THEIR FIRST MATCH! THEIR FIRST MATCH AGAINST JINKA THE CHOPPER! WAHHHH!!"
How the fuck do any of these people have any sort of hearing from this screaming? I already have announced migraine
Thunk
"Wooaahhh!!!"
Fwumph
Aghh.. my ass already hurts enough and now you have to throw an Indiana Jones opening floor trap at me?
"FELLOW FIGHTERS! LET THE MATCH BEGIIINNN!!!"
A doorway opened up from our humid little box of darkness, revealing a large circular arena
Spectators looked down from the ledge about 50 feet above. The walls and floor were stained red with blood and bodily fluids. The smell was absolutely horrid
Across from us another door opened up exposing a shirtless small man. He had a bald head and countless scars across his chest and face. The guy had an unnerving smile that gave me shivers down my spine
'Who the hell is this guy?'
"SKRAAAAA!!!!"
Ah and now he's running at us with a makeshift knife isn't that nice?
Bad for me, the fall knocked Akari out again, taking the 'Kill him with sharp edges' path out
Bonus, I could tell he didn't have a clear foundation for chakra. He had almost Chunin level reserves but no idea how to use them
He swung at me with pure speed, intending to slash my throat out quickly
He's underestimating me
I got behind him within milliseconds and delivered a punch to his neck
He fell over
Straddling his back was easy, and by then I had already won. I disarmed him and used the knife to take him out
Clean kill
The audience was silent for a moment. They definitely didn't expect an 8 year old to take this guy out from the looks of it…
"WOOOHHHHHH!!!! WE HAVE A WINNNNNERRRR!!!"
"YEAHHHHH!!!"
"HE KILLED THAT IDIOT IN SECONDS!! WAHAHAHA!!!"
Did they send an idiot after me?
Because it really seems like they're laughing at both of us.. not just Jirou