"I'm leaving for a while so do the exercise that I just told you all to do and finish it before I come back."
Lim Zhen Cong said to his students as he walks out from the classroom with his back scratcher scratching his back.
Write, write.
Circle, circle.
Answer, answer.
Done... Now let's go crazy!
"How did you all finish it so fast?" Lee Kai Wen asked as he looks at the rest of the group who were already fooling around.
"Why so serious just "tembak"." Chong Xi Kang tells Lee Kai Wen as he shows his answers to him.
The author here, I'm going to explain what tembak is now for those who don't know.
Tembak is basically answering a multiple choice question by picking a random answer while hoping for the best.
Now back to the story.
Chong Xi Kang shows Lee Kai Wen his answer sheet, the latter mouth gaped wide open as he sees what is written on the answer sheet.
A B C D
A B C D
A B C D
A B C D
"Nice answer." Lee Kai Wen said seriously to Chong Xi Kang while giving him a thumb up.
Ahh~~~ YAMETE!
"Shit I forgot to mute it!" John Ng shouted as everybody in the classroom turns their heads and looks him.
John Ng notices the gazes that had fallen upon him, so he quickly rushes to the front of the classroom and said to everyone.
"If you want to join me you are welcome here." As he held his phone up high showing everybody what he is watching.
SIT BACK DOWN YOU AV FREAK, AND STOP EMBARRASSING US! Chong Xi Kang shouted as the rest of them drag him back to their group's table like a pride of lions dragging their prey home.
"Can't I spread the world's most important thing to everyone?" John Ng tries to explain to his friends as he shows them the video which is still playing by the way.
Some of them let out a dry laugh while Tan Han Sheng let out an awkward cough as he walks closer to him to tell him something.
"As your best friend, I got to tell you something before you end up in jail one day. PORN IS NOT A RELIGION YOU FUCKING RETARD!"
Yet after being scolded by Tan Han Sheng John Ng didn't feel guilty in the slightest instead he points his finger to his best friend and shouts.
"Of course porn is not a mere religion, calling it something like that is nothing more than an insult!"
"Japanese, anal, amateur, big tits, hentai and many more are the way of life for many people in this world."
"For an idiot like you who can never get a girlfriend, this is your TRUE WAY OF LIFE!"
"I will show you that I can get a girlfriend." Tan Han Sheng walks away from the group to the closest girl around them.
"Hi beautiful, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart." Tan Han Sheng said as his hair waves with the wind, his eyes give out a charm that causes the girl to blush.
The girl stands up and follows Tan Han Sheng back towards the group. "Hey, he succeeds easily. Didn't you say that he couldn't ever get a girlfriend?"
Lee Kai Wen asked John Ng who is still very confident.
"Just watch." John Ng's tone is resolute as he continues looking at his best friend.
"So milady, what would you like to do tonight? Do you want a candlelight dinner for the two of us? Or maybe a walk on the river bank under the stars? As long as it is with you I'm fine."
Tan Han Sheng says with full of passion as love fills the air. "What is that?" The girl suddenly asked as she sees John Ng waving at them both with a picture in his hand.
"Umm....." That is the only sound that comes out from Tan Han sheng's mouth as he tries to find an answer for her in his mind. "Is that you NAKED?!"
Before Tan Han Sheng can open his mouth the girl continues talking. "Pervert!" The girl yells at Tan Han Sheng while stepping on his foot before angrily leaving.
"Hahahaha didn't I tell you? You can never find true love, so be a part of us! "Be a part of what, can I join?"
"Stop acting like you don't know?" John Ng said with his head held up high and his chest puffed up with pride like a roaring lion.
PAK
PAK
PAK
PAK
PAK
"I told you five to do your work, but you all are here asking people to join your cult or something, the five of you do 100000 pages and hand it to me today!"
Lim Zhen Cong said with a smirk on his face.
DAMN IT JOHN YOU AV FREAK! The rest of the group plus Lim Zhen Cong starts beating John Ng up while John Ng tells himself.
"One day when you all become one of us you will respect me!"
End of week 3.