Holiday Tuition

God creates the world for humans, and in turn, humans created the concept of time.

Yes, time one of the most important units in physics.

A year is made out of 8760 hours.

A month on average is made out of 730.001 hours.

A week is made out of 168 hours and of those 168 hours 48 of those hours are weekends.

Which means…holidays.

"Then why are we here? At a place for has forsaken."

"The place damned by God, After School Tuition Center."

Lee Kai Wen said with all the passion in his heart, his words brought tears to the eyes of anyone who heard them.

Well almost everyone…

Brought forward by a chilling gale, Lim Zhen Cong appeared in front of Lee Kai Wen and told him: "What is wrong with studying?"

A burst of sinister laughter traveled within the room, it sent horrors into the souls of the ones who heard it.

"Balding young man, you asked what is wrong?"

The source of the voice is none other than John Ng Jia An.

Well sort of… This version of John Ng Jia An looked more like an old witch from a Grimm fairy tale instead of a legal loli witch from an anime.

John Ng Jia An suddenly starts to shudder, his eyes moved in circles and finally landed on his crotch.

"Today…is…saturday…which…means…porn…day…"

"To…fill…the...void…in…my…soul…I…need…a…sacrifice!"

Darkness blanked the classroom, leaving only a pair of glowing red eyes staring at Lim Zhen Cong.

Lim Zhen Cong sighed at his student's addiction to porn and told him…

"You know you could just go to the toilet right?"

Just like the witch in Hansel and Gretel, the witch in Jonn Ng Jia An's heart had been thrown into a pit of fire where John Ng will 100% without a sliver of a doubt go.

He excitedly jolts up and asked: "Sir, may I go to the toilet please?"

Before Lim Zhen Cong could answer, John Ng had long left with a roll of tissue paper and a bottle of lotion.

Seeing John Ng Jia An left, Lee Kai Wen promptly stands up with a smile and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going? Wait, don't tell me. I truly don't want to listen to your stupid answer."

Lim Zhen Cong said as he shook his head in disappointment at Lee Kai Wen's behaviour.

"Sir, since John can go to the toilet and fap, then I want to go home."

When Lee Kai Wen's hand was about to touch the doorknob, a gust of wind blew by his head and some of his hair fell onto the floor.

"I dare you to take another step." Lim Zhen Cong smirked as the back scratcher in his hand glows.

Lee Kai Wen break a cold sweat, he felt the pressure from Lim Zhen Cong's attack and thought to himself: "Has he achieved it, the godly power that surpasses the legendary sword qi? The ultimate stage for all cultivators…"

"Back scratcher qi!"

SWOOSH

Without an ounce of hesitation, Lee Kai Wen turned around and smiled. He then said: "Sir, I suddenly felt that physics is the best subject in the world."

"If we don't study physics we won't become someone like you, so I decided…"

"TO RUN AWAY!!!!!"

Lee Kai Wen kicked down the door and dashed out from After School Tuition Center, never to been seen again until next week.

End of week 80.