Fables

Once upon a time, there was a legendary tournament.

Only the strongest of the strong, the wisest of the wise could enter the tournament.

The rules of the tournament were simple but deadly.

And now after being lost to time, the tournament resurfaces by accident.

That tournament was known as…

The great heavenly God's ultimate fable tournament of extreme death!

This tournament is sponsored by After School Tuition Center.

"There is only one rule and it is a simple one, we each tell one fable and let the god of fables judge us."

Tan Han Sheng said as he took out a puppet with the word fables written on its body.

Everyone understood the rule and gave a nod as a sign of understanding.

"Then let me start first." Lee Kai Wen said seriously. Tan Han Sheng who heard this was shocked and thought about the fable that his lazy friend will tell.

"Once upon a time."

"The end."

Tan Han Sheng froze after hearing Lee Kai Wen's fable. 'Is that even a fable?' He thought to himself as he looked at the god of fables.

"It did not react?" Tan Han Sheng asked as he picked up the god of fables puppet. After checking for any problem he then put it back down and continued the tournament.

"My turn, my turn!" Chong Xi Kang who shouted excitedly, he then told his fable for all to hear.

"Once upon a time, there was a guy who became strong. Everyone thought that he became strong because he got magic or something, but…it is actually through the power of muscles!"

"He then fights a bunch of guys and died."

"The end."

Once again Tan Han Sheng checks for any reactions from the god of fables, but he received no reaction at all.

Up next is Koh Zi Hong who told a story about the lucky pillow.

Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in a house. One day when he turned on the television and saw the love of his life.

But she was…2D.

So from that day onward, the boy traveled the land in search of his love until he reached a country in the east.

He bought a body pillow and got rich.

"The end."

Still, no reaction coming from the god of fables, Tan Han Sheng started to think that there might be something wrong with the puppet.

It was John Ng Jia An's turn, this time Tan Han Sheng is sure that something will happen because this is the AV freak we are talking about.

"Once upon a time, there was a guy and ten suns."

"Because of the ten suns, he felt really hot."

"So he shoots nine suns down."

"And he never felt hot again."

"The end."

Finally, Tan Han Sheng gave up on the god of fables and proceeds to tell his story.

"Once upon a time, there was a prince as handsome as me…"

After one sentence, Tan Han Sheng stopped his story. He looked down at his crotch and saw the god of fables head butting his dick.

The god of fables the turn its head up and told Tan Han Sheng…

"Once upon a time…"

End of week 84.