Feast

"And this is how logic gates work." Lim Zhen Cong said at the front of the classroom, but Lee Kai Wen and the rest did not listen to a word.

Instead, they contemplate the most important question for a living being…

Eating.

"Anyone feel hungry?" Lee Kai Wen asked as he noticed that his friends look malnourish, especially Chong Xi Kang who looked like a skeleton by this point.

Seeing his friends nodding like rock stars Lee Kai Wen decided that each of them should order some food for themselves.

Lee Kai Wen started first and calls a Mamak restaurant and ordered some food.

The owner of the restaurant picked up the phone: "Yes, Mamak restaurant. How may I help you?"

Lee Kai Wen: "One Teh Tarik less sweet, deliver it to After School Tuition Centre."

Mamak owner: "We don't do delivery nor do we understand the meaning of the words less sweet, so go and call a delivery food service."

Lee Kai Wen: "I told you less sweet."

When hearing Lee Kai Wen's 'threat', the Mamak owner instantly knew who he is. In order to save his legacy about sugar, the Mamak owner had no choice but to deliver the Teh Tarik.

"For the sugar and condense milk!"

Chong Xi Kang: "I would like to order a plate of chicken rice without chicken and rice."

The boss lady's face turned stiff after hearing the order, in her whole life there had not been anyone who insulted chicken rice until today.

Chicken rice boss lady: "I will be there."

Chong Xi Kang gave his friends a thumb up and now it is up to Koh Zi Hong to make his order.

Koh Zi Hong: "Hello durian seller, one durian with the skin only."

The durian seller did not answer back, instead, he smashed his phone onto the ground with a serious face and left his shop with a durian in hand.

The Mamak restaurant owner who is at the doorsteps of After School Tuition Centre suddenly felt his phone vibrates.

Tan Han Sheng: "Boss, roti canai without the roti."

Mamak owner: ���You are also from After School Tuition Centre?"

Tan Han Sheng: "Wah, good service. You already know where I am, you must be a fortune-teller."

Mamak owner: "Of course, actually I'm already at the tuition center."

The Mamak owner then smirked and walked upstairs.

John Ng Jia An: "Ice cream man, I would like a tub of ice cream."

John Ng Jia An: "Yes, I'm from After School Tuition Center."

John Ng Jia An: "No, I don't want bread with my ice cream."

Finally, all of them had ordered their food. Now all that's left is to wait.

"You all ordered something weird right?" Lee Kai Wen asked as he looked at his friends who still did not know what they had just done.

The first one to arrive is the Mamak owner.

"Teh Tarik with extra sugar." The Mamak owner said as he poured the drink into Lee Kai Wen's mouth.

To be honest, it isn't a drink at this point. It is actually a condensed milk and sugar mixture, not even a drop of tea could be found inside the mixture.

"Do not ever ask for less sweet ever again." The Mamak owner said in the voice of a horrifying great demon.

He then turns his attention to Tan Han Sheng and started to beat him up while using the same demonic voice to tell him…

"Canai means to flatten the dough. So, I am here to flatten you up because you ordered roti canai without roti."

While Lee Kai Wen is couching up thick milk and sugar and Tan Han Sheng is being flattened, the chicken rice boss lady arrived with something in hand.

With a long, thick, and green cucumber in her hands, the chicken rice boss lady smashed the vegetable at Chong Xi Kang's head. She then told him one important detail that Chong Xi Kang forgot when he ordered food.

"Boy, you forgot your vegetables."

She pointed at Chong Xi Kang's ass and then laughed maniacally.

Chong Xi Kang who had been with John Ng knew what was about to happen and run away as fast as possible.

The durian seller then came with the spiky durian skin in hand, he then uses the skin to burst open the door causing blood to splatter out from his hands.

"You are finally here." Koh Zi Hong said as he prepared to eat his food.

The durian seller hands over the durian skin and Koh Zi Hong took a clean bite out from it.

Seeing Koh Zi Hong who kept on chewing on the durian skin despite the blood flowing out from his mouth, the durian seller cried.

"This man…is an idiot."

Last but not least, the ice cream man came and hand over John Ng Jia An a tub of ice cream and two pieces of bread.

John Ng Jia An threw the bread away and opened the tub of ice cream.

"Fish…"

Yes, fish is the thing inside the tub of ice cream. The ice cream man gave John Ng Jia An a weird look and asked…

"Is this your first day of being a Malaysian? Inside every tub of ice cream, there is no ice cream, only fishes."

This is a normal Malaysian meal.

End of week 86.