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When Li Xianyu was 20 years old, he received his father's inheritance, an 18-year-old great-grandmother who was incredibly beautiful. 

Li Xianyu: "Great-Grandma, why are you so young?"

Great-Grandma: "That's because I died when I was 18 years old."

Li Xianyu: Σ( っ° д°;)っ

So I Am A Demon Descendent!

The unexpected reversal caught Long Aotian by surprise. His pupils shrank. He did not manage to react in time.

Poof! The dagger pierced into his chest, but did not pierce the heart. At the critical moment, Long Aotian sent Li Xianyu flying with one blow.

Li Xianyu spewed out a mouthful of blood and flew back horizontally. At the same time, he roared, "King Kong!"

Rapid footsteps followed his shout — it was King Kong rushing towards him. He was 1.92 meters tall, and as he rushed towards him, he looked like a rampaging bull. The ground shook beneath him as he stamped on it, expending energy with every step.

Their offensive convergence was too fast. Long Aotian had no time to escape. With a deep roar, he met their assault with a punch.

As the air currents passed by the surrounding bamboo forests, the trees were destroyed with its sheer force.

Wait A Moment, I Have Something To Say Before I Die