A day with John Constantine
The San Francisco Valley was by far the most cared area of the world, the entire population was replaced by government agents and some infiltrators of various groups who wanted to know why so many members of the American secret service met in this place.
Derek woke up in a bed surrounded by his women "This is happiness but I have to admit that this garbage are annoying"
He got up from his bed stretching his hands and in shorts, he went to the door of his movie studio, where opening the door he could see a guy in a raincoat.
"Why is the presence of the good John Constantine in my home perhaps meaby favor to Zatanna or do you want to be a porn actor" Derek said while opening his hands
John heard these words while smoking a cigarette "Go to be a vampire from another dimension I see that you have a sense of humor"
Derek smiled "I always thought sometimes it gets out of hand, you should have known me before I regained my sanity maybe we would get along better"
John dropped his cigarette "You may have"
Derek placed his hand on his chin. "This world still has a life so that's enough proof, I do not know what more proof you want."
John could only agree to such a comment
"But what a bad host it would be if I did not let the good Constantine stay outside. My little ones are preparing breakfast, I hope you have not had breakfast." Derek invited John in.
John accepted Derek's offer and entered the movie studio, while the Justice League watched in the foreground.
Inside the studio there were several guards dressed in Nazi costumes and gas masks, watching where they passed.
"Are you a Nazi vampire?" John asked as he watched the guards in the corridors with curiosity.
"Of course, how did you know it was a long time ago when I fought with the great Romel, but then it all went to hell and I had to take refuge in a fucking bunker in Brazil, maybe that's why I prefer my guards to look good" Derek said as they reached the dining room
John sat in front Derek "Do not tell me you believe in that of the Aryan race"
Derek laughed "HaHaHa, of course not fight in the Wehrmacht not in the SS for me the mustache was only the leader of the turn of Germany but later I peeled for the Major another madman who went to die in a suicide attack to London, in that At the moment I said enough, I will not fight for any other suicide and take me out of the place "
"Do not lie, you left because you were afraid that Alucard will cut your eggs" Said a pretty young girl who appeared out of nowhere
Derek stretched out his hands and looked like an idiot "Mina because you have to say that to the guest, It's john Constantine a British eminence in the rubbish treaty, I wanted a good first presentation"
Mina looked at Derek as if he saw garbage "It's a lie"
Derek ducked his head like a repressed child. "You're right, sorry, mommy."
Mina gave a blow to Derek who buried him in the ground "Let your mother be blood does not mean you have to call me stupid mother"
"What a family you have Kered" John said mocking Derek's pathetic state
Derek got up from the floor spitting some pieces of stones and teeth "I get used pretty fast"
The first girl entered the dining room was a blue-haired girl who did not look more than 15 years old "At the time that the idiot from Otosan did, grandma"
Mina looked at Miyuki with love and replied "Nothing just be the same"
Miyuki sat next to Derek "Otosan I know you like being an exhibitionist but why being alone in boxers at the table is rude and more having a guest"
Derek was surprised "Ahh, it's the latest fad in the San Francisco Valley" snapped his fingers and denied the existence of pants in all of California.
John felt cold in his crotch when he turned his head his pants were gone "But what the fuck"
Everyone in California lost their pants in the temporary headquarters of the Justice League in California the surprise was great when they saw Batman without pants after losing his pants
"I guess Batman does not like to wear shorts," Barry said and everyone in the room laughed at seeing Batman in balls.
Batman could only frown as he withdrew by a pair of pants not without saying "Better to be in balls than with a thong" pointing to barry, everyone turned to see Flash and laughed at the curious image
"What, my girlfriend's did not find my underpants?" He also retired for a second before returning with new pants and a face flushed with grief.
Back in Derek's studio, Ophis was scolding Derek "Not because you forgot to put on your pants means you have to take others away from yours"
Matsushima brought two pairs of pants to the dining room, one for John and the other for Derek, although it was rare to lose his pants. It was not the weirdest thing he had ever lived, so he adapted quickly.
A delicious Mexican breakfast was served at the table, Mexican eggs, refried beans and tortillas, nothing like a coffee and an orange juice.
"Interesting Kered breakfast, I did not know vampires could eat human food" He said while preparing a taco
"We can not but I love Mexican food and drinking blood all the time is tiring" Derek said while enjoying his beans.
"And then how can you eat this food?" John asked
"Simple destroyed reality and I make it possible, there is no more science in it"
"What a direct answer" John said while drinking some coffee
Derek smiled "I am different from the beings that live in this place I do not look for anything only when I am fond of something I seek to finish it, in this case, it is to be a good director of porn, in your case I have no idea you are looking for John Constantine"
"I did not know that apart from being a vampire you were also fairy godmother"
"HaHaHa, I can be that and much more I like you. John takes this card." Derek appeared out of nowhere a black card with a number in red letters and threw it at John.
"This so that it serves to me" Said John while he saw the card with curiosity
"It's your wish letter you can ask for anything as long as it does not interfere with my girls and myself, it does not work if it's related to a certain skeleton and its group, but when I refer to anything it's either, reviving the dead, destroying something, what you can imagine in the palm of your hand "Derek said with a spooky smile
John smiled and gladly accepted the card, the rest of the time he stayed he thought good people Kered was just a fucking being from another dimension with quite definite goals, said goodbye after having a good time and left the porn studio.
In the Justice League John gave his views "I think they have seen at first sight what Kered can do, he is a good guy but if they want my opinion do not make him angry his power is not magic is another thing that can alter the reality, as for your card, I will keep it as a gesture of good faith, I hope that with this I could fulfill my promise of love "while I was watching Zatanna.
"I suppose you did it," said Zatanna
After this John left the temporary headquarters teleporting to his House of Mystery leaving alone the members of the league of justice ...