Destroying the planet Venus

Derek was nervous while waiting for the news, a few minutes ago he gave all his women a pregnancy test, this surprised them but it did not bother them. On the contrary, they loved the idea of ​​being mothers and giving birth to the children of the man they love.

The 7 women left with smiles on their faces while showing that their pregnancy tests to Derek all positive

"Holy shit, I suppose I'm a full-fledged stallion, ladies, I can be a bastard but I'm your bastard this news must be celebrated" Derek said happily in his face.

A cell phone appeared and he called his good friend John Constantine.

Somewhere in England, John was fighting with a high-ranking demon when his cell phone started ringing with the pitch of the funeral march

"Hey, time out, this is an important call, you do not want my friend to get mad," John said as he hid behind a pillar.

The demon just laughed and kept attacking Constantine "Nobody in hell will believe you a shit John, you are the most lying being that exists"

While the phone was still ringing John somehow answered: "Eh Kered you could call later I have a big shit in my hands ..."

The devil took advantage of the fact that John was distracted and managed to strike a blow that knocked Constantine away while his cell phone was destroyed. "It's your end. John will torture your soul for eternity."

Before he could do something Derek appeared in front of John "This is your big shit, a trash demon, in DXD there are better and more handsome than this"

The demon shouted "You who the fuck you are"

Derek only saw him for a moment before activating his power of denial over the voice of the demon "Shut up shit, I do not want to hear trash"

The demon realized that he could not speak and looked with hatred at the subject before him before he could attack Derek his body could not move, Derek walked slowly until he stood in front of him and revealed his fangs with a smile on his face. His face absorbed the demon's blood until it left him dry.

The corpse of the devil turned to ash "Go shit blood you have garbage" the corpse left one of the letters that Derek liked and took this was demonic energy.

"Interesting letter" He said while playing with a black flame that converted at will into different things.

John just saw Derek with disgusting eyes "You really took the blood of that shit you are crazy man"

"HaHaHa, it was necessary to learn some skills even though his blood literally tasted like shit" Derek said with his hands on his hips in a victory pose

John got up and shook his raincoat and then took a cigar from his bag "And tell me why you needed me"

Derek smiled with his typical smile of fear "I'm going to be a father my 7 women are pregnant and ..."

"Real congratulations" John said raising his thumb to Derek

Derek placed his hand on his head "You're welcome but the other thing I was looking for is that I'm going to destroy the Middle East"

John kept thinking until he understood Derek's words he dropped the cigar from his mouth "WHAT !!"

"Come on, uncle, do not tell me you do not know how babies are born ..."

John interrupted Derek "Not that Kered like you're going to destroy the Middle East, you know how many people live in that place"

Derek shook his head "They are just a number, in fact I was looking for you because we say that the league of justice and I do not have good communication, have a week to kill the Jihadists of that place, or I will transform the Middle East into a crater that will connect the Mediterranean and the Black Sea with the Indian Ocean "

John swallowed he knew that Kered could do it "Very well I say to the league of justice, but because so much I hate the jihadists"

"There are many factors that make me lazy to explain, remember to tell them and before I forget here you have" He gave an invitation to John and disappeared from the place.

John read the invitation that said "Bachelor party" with an indication that said scratch the card on the day xx to be teleported to the best party with whores and alcohol of history can take a companion "Well give him to the Middle East, we go to see how are the parties of a Transdimensional Vampire "

While John was reading the invitation behind him, Lucifer appeared. "Hey, John, you will not think to go to that party alone."

"Fuck Lucifer you can not be normal for once in your life and teleport normally"

Lucifer just smiled at John's accusation "Come, John, I can see that Kered is an interesting subject I want to see what kind of bachelor party he can do"

"It seems you do not care that he killed one of your generals" John said lighting another of his cigars

"One less rubbish but tell me John you can take me to that super party you owe me"

John thought for a moment "Sure but it will cost you give me ten more years of youth"

Lucifer looked at him with hatred "Let them be 5"

"8 years" John said seriously

"Neither you nor I 6.5 years no more or less" Lucifer said

"Deal Done" The two shook hands they knew this party would be the best of their lives.

After swindling 6.5 years of youth to Lucifer John fulfilled his mission and visited the Justice League and gave the ultimatum of Derek "That's all he said if you excuse me I have to prepare for the best party I've ever been"

In the justice league the news caused shock Superman wanted to go and fight with Kered Batman support him but the other members shook their heads

"This subject is not normal, it is the most powerful thing that we have faced, and to attack is not the solution, you do not know if our actions lead to the end of the earth" Said the Wonder Woman

"What cant just wait for death, I prefer to die but kill the threat" said Batman

As they fought their screen went on and Derek appeared in it "Look happy heroes I am a very calm person but listening to his talk Kamikaze is not to my liking so I will give you a sample of my power, I hope no one of you misses venus"

Derek created a ball of energy with his hand and occupying the boost of Draig increased the destructive power while the super-compressed with the power of Albion, after which he threw it by punctuating venus.

The planet Venus more than 40 million kilometers away received the ball of compressed energy and it began to fragment into thousands of chunks before imploding and becoming stellar dust, all transmitted around the world with a simple but direct message

"They have a week to eliminate any jihadist on the planet if there is only one left, the middle east will be converted into a sea that will connect the Mediterranean and the Black Sea with the Indian Ocean"

The chaos was presented in the streets, they knew that the end was near this fucking villain could implode a planet they could do ...