"You are nothing and you will do nothing all you do is boast. You are just an empty vessel and as it is said empty vessels make the most noise. You have no good in you I can't believe you slept with aunt Lisa your brothers wife. He took you in he cared for you"
Aunt Lisa looked at me surprised as I paused the recorder
"And here comes the revelation of the century" I said smirking.
'Did that knowledge surprise you. How naive are you Lisa is a whore. She had other guys before me guys who were pleasuring her before I came. She stopped having other guys after she tasted.....'
"Stop it! stop it!"she shouted closing her ears. It was my turn to laugh.
Aunt Lisa looked like she had seen a ghost. Right now I think she would have preferred it if she had seen a ghost.
"What is this?" she asked shaking. Tears were already threatening to fall from her eyes.
"What do you think it is.. An evidence of you being an adulteress" I frowned. "Your husband is faithful, loves you, gives you everything but you are not satisfied are you? You were never satisfied. I'm ashamed of the fact that I once thought you a role model" I spat
"He---- was----- always------- not there---- always busy never there to satisfy any of my needs in the bedroom? You wont understand these things. I advice you to keep away from our business."
"I am not here to judge you I am no judge, but since you said he doesn't satisfy you, don't you think that I should tell him that?" I said looking at Scar like I was contemplating it , the amused look on Scars face almost made me laugh. Almost.
He looked so fucking proud of me. I loved it.
"What do you want?" Aunt Lisa asked, shaking "I can't loose my marriage please just tell me, I'll do anything"
"And you tell me please wow.. How the mighty has fallen" I smirked. "We both have one interest then. I don't want you to loose your marriage too but I do want something anyway. I really have no desire to put asunder what God has joined together. I'm a woman of faith" I chuckled.
"How much will it cost to silence you?" She asked. She was catching up quickly. Good. I hated to think that she was dumber than I thought.
"I was going to ask for thirty but since you called my mum a slut my own lovely mother who has worked more in a year than you have in your whole life, I've increased it to fifty" I replied.
The amount I called made my heart start beating faster, but I had to pretend to remain cool.
I really hope that this would work.
"Fifty what?" I guess she was shocked that a teenager like me would ask for such a huge amount of money. But the money wasn't mine for the take.
"Fifty naira" I said sarcastically, "Fifty million naira."
"What the fuck! are you mad where do you want me to get that kind of money from!" She exclaimed.
Pretender
"You have more than a billion in your account it won't hurt to part away with a meager amount such as fifty million. Sometimes you spend that in a week" I replied.
"I won't give you that amount of money!" she spat
"Even to save your family??"
"I won't give a nobody like you that money I know with that your mum will go height's. You family will as always remain the beggar, I won't help you rise. You all will always be below me. Do as you please I don't care!"
Now she was conveying her true feelings and to think my mum saw her as her best friend and trusted her.
Every opportunity my mum got she never stopped rambling on and on about how Lisa was a good person with a good heart and how she wanted to help us. I was glad I actually thought to record this conversation.
Like it's so often said, the most dangerous animal is a bad friend.
"I always did tell her that you were a bad friend." I smiled. "Well I guess I shall be a homewrecker today. Scar please make the call"
"What call?" she asked, anxiously glaring at me.
"Your husband." I said, looking at her to see her reaction. "You just asked me to make do of my threat didn't you? Well your wish is my command my lady."