Iron Devil

"He really did it!"

The squatting Da Fei slammed into the ground, muttering to himself amidst the cheering. "F*cking hell, this is a world record not some long term relationship, how can he break it so easily?!"

Da Fei massaged his numb legs and stood up and joined the cheering.

"World record, a new world record!"

The MC's voice also cracked on command, excitement flowing from within it. He slapped his hands on his chest, almost too excited to speak. "The new seven ball shooting machine single player world record has been broken at this moment! Let's all chant his name!"

Excitedly, he directed the mic at the audience.

Then...

"Meng Fan!"

"Iron master!"

"Wait what are we calling out?"