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Viagra Q & A

Viagra + Crime = ?

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.

The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

Viagra + Death = ?

What happend to the man who died on an overdose of Viagra?

They couldn't close the coffin.

Viagra + Eyedrops = ?

Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

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Viagra Moments

Happy moments, praise Viagra.

Difficult moments, seek Viagra.

Quiet moments, worship Viagra.

Painful moments, trust Viagra.

Every moment, thanks Viagra.

Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Viagra

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"

9. "Here's the beef!"

8. "Get a piece of the rock"

7. "You've come a long way, baby"

6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"

5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"

4 ."Tastes great, more filling"

3."Viagra, built ram tough"

2. "Just do her"

1."This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"?