Set 190

Service Charge

A young farm-girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour standing there.

"My paw ain't home," the young girl says, "but I know what you want and I am sure I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my paw charges one hundred and fifty dollars fer his best bull."

"That's not I want," growled the neighbour

"We also have a young bull who is just starting out. My paw charges one hundred dollars fer him," she replies.

"That's not I want either," growls the neighbour.

"Well then, we have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. My paw charges only fifty dollars fer him." she informs him.

"That's not what I want at all. I came here to see your pa about that-there brother o' your'n. Your brother Elmer made my daughter pregnant," the neighbour hisses.

"Oh. I guess you'll have to see my paw about that then, 'coz I don't know what he charges fer Elmer."

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This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby.

When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off... While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.

In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realised that he had only one 20-cents coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each.

The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each.

And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 cents each".

So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.

When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first" session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy.

When the baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are white? " The father replied, "You are damn lucky already boy...5 cents more and you would be PURPLE now!!!!!!"