Set 244

Dirty SMS Jokes

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?

Coz she found out that Phillips 21 inch was a TV.

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Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

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What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?

Honey, I'm home!

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How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

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How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?

A cock that stays up all night.

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What People say (based on there Sun Sign) after Sex!

Aries

Okay, let's do it again...

Taurus

I'm hungry - pass the pizza ...

Gemini

Have you seen the TV remote?

Cancer

When are we getting married?

Leo

Wasn't I fantastic?

Virgo

I need to wash the sheets.

Libra

I liked it if you liked it...

Scorpio

Now let's try it with our clothes off.....

Sagittarius

Don't call me - I'll call you...

Capricorn

Do you have a business card?

Aquarius

Perhaps I should untie you....

Pisces

What did you say your name was?