Set 266

Q:) What did stayfree say to condom ?

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A:) Boss, if you fail, we both will be out of business for next nine months.

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Baseball Sex

The old rules (baseball sex terms)

1st base = Kissing

2nd base = Tongue kissing

3rd base = Hands down partner's pants

Home run = Sex

Here is the new standardized guide (and other terms/meanings)

On deck = Having plans for a date

Strike out = Stood up/didn't score/couldn't get it up

Walk = Kissing

Bunt = Masturbation

Single = tongue kissing

Double = Breast/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing

and feeling

Triple = Most of clothes off, genital contact, and or mutual

masturbation

Inside the park home run = Oral sex

Home run = Sex

Ground out double = Would have sex, no condom

Relief pitcher = Vibrator

Error = condom breaking during sex

Banned for life for gambling = Having sex with out a condom

Hall of fame = Marriage

Rain delay = Parents/Room mate come home early

Box seats = Water bed

Seventh inning stretch = Unusual positions

Rookie = Virgin

Minor leagues = Under 18

Grand slam = Sex 4 times in a 12 hour period.