Set 269

Spending too much time Online ...

He met her while browsing, She unzipped his dotcom 4 some Downloading.

Since he was virus free he slotted his hard disk into her hot-mail and she screamed yahoo

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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:

One two lets screw,

Three four I'm a whore,

Five six suck the dick,

Seven eight ejaculate,

Nine ten fuck me again.

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Tid-Bits

Q:) What did one testicle say to the other?

A:) "Don't mind the asshole behind us! It's the PRICK ahead we're working for!

Q. What's the difference between women and computers?

A. Women don't accept 3 and half-inch floppies.