Q:) What is approx 6 inches long, get into wet hole, moves up and down, produces some white stuff, and leaves a tingling feeling?
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It's a toothbrush...
Dirty mind, What were you thinking!
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Top 5 Viagra slogans
5. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper."
4. "Viagra, it plumps when tou take 'em."
3. "Strong for a man, but made for a woman."
2. "Just do it!"
1. "This is you penis. This is you penis on Viagra. Any questions?"
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letter used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...
It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!
{F} - Fake.