Set 275

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

She consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said,"That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly outof breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."

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3 nuns die and all go up to heaven the guy at the gates, St Peter, stops them and says u must each answer one question correctly before u can enter.

He asked the first nun who were the first people to live on earth?

The nun answered Adam and eve. That is correct u may enter said St peter.

He asked the second nun where did they live?

Garden of Eden replied the second nun. Yes you may enter said St peter.

then he asked to the 3rd nun since you are the mother superior (head nun) your question is going to be a bit harder.

What was the first thing eve said to Adam?

The 3rd nun thought for a long time then said hmmm..... That's a hard one.

Well done said St Peter that?s correct you may enter!