Notorious Fullforms
Capstan: Can a penis stands thrice a night?
[optimistic] W.D.&H.O.Wills.-- If wife desires & husband offers wills.
Goldflake: Generally old ladies desire fuckless & kiss excess.
Pepsi: Please enter penis straight inside.
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Heights
# Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
# Height of revenge A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand
# Height of pain A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes. --
# Height of Honesty A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
# Height of Foolishness A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door. --
# Height of Noise Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
# Height of Itch A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
# Height of Innocence A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
# Height of Unemployment Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.
# Height of laziness:
1. A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
2. Adoption.
# Height of Competition:
1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2.A topless lady standing near mount everest.
# Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
# Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
# Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
# Height of Technology Condom with zip.
# Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant.
# Height of Darkness A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.
# Height of fashion A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
# Height of patience A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
# Height of coincidence And the banana falling in