Set 311
Four miracles of a woman
1)getting wet without taking a shower
2)bleeding without getting hurt
3)giving milk without eating grass,and
4) making boneless flesh hard !!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls reaction to penis sizes:
# 9'' - oh shit pain!
# 8 '' -Wow!!!!!!
# 7'' - oh yes, yum!
# 6'' - oh perfect!
# 5'' - mmm ok!
# 4'' - push more!
# 3'' - is it in?
# 2'' - idiot! Just use your tongue.
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
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25 useless things in a man:
20 nails
02 nipples that don't milk
02 balls that you cannot play with.
01 cock that does not lay egg.
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Genie-wine
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.
"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine.
"I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish."
"Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.
"Why only one glass?" asked her wife.
"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."