Set 332
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection.
"Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted. "Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave."
"Yessir," the Sgt. Major replied.
A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.
"Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home leave," the Colonel barked.
A few months later, same guy, same problem.
The Colonel is angry. "Sergeant-Major! Haven't we given this man two compassionate home leaves?"
"Yessir," the Sgt. Major replies.
"Then what's his problem, Sgt. Major?" the Colonel asks.
The Sgt. Major salutes and says, "Sir. It's you he's fond of!"
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# Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a dollar on an island of gays...
#Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw....
#Height of Technology:
Condom with zip....
#Height of Penetration:
A baby girl born pregnant....
#Height of Darkness:
A negro searching for his penis in a coal mine
#Height of Fashion:
1. A female applying LipStick to her vaginal Lips....
2. Baggy condoms
3. Zip on a lungi... (Indians would understand that!)
#Height of Patience:
A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in her pussy....
#Height of Coincidence:
And the banana falling in....
#Height of Unemployment:
A cobweb in a prostitute's cunt
#Height of Noise :
Two skeletons fucking in a tin room
#Height of Comparison :
Pissing in front of Niagara Falls....
#Height of Heights:
Shitting on top of Mt everest and raising it by two inches....
#Height of Innocence:
1) A girl applying cream on her nipples assuming them to be pimples....
2) A pregnant woman buying one and half tickets...
# Height of Irritation:
A one handed guy hanging from a cliff, and his balls itching...
#Height of Frustration :
A guy running around a tree to fuck himself....
#Height of Patriotism :
Khadi condoms (Indians would understand that!)