Arc 3.27 Xiao Yao

'What is happening? Why did Xiao Xiao disconnect without permission?'

This was the thought Xiao Yao had in mind for the last two minutes. His brain had processed so many conclusions in the short span of two minutes but still had no idea what was happening.

"Xiao Xiao said to wake up, but, from what?"

"Hahahaha!! I'm rich!"

"No! It's me!!"

"Mine!"

Xiao Yao's thoughts were broken hearing the fight of the seemingly hallucinating people. They all wore manic smiles as if they had all gone crazy.

They were fighting over one treasure in the hand of someone despite having so many in front of them. 

It looked like they could only see the treasure in the hand of that person.

"I found it at last!!"

Xiao Yao looked at Xu Xin quickly with a lost expression. He saw him sitting on the floor with a dazed look. 

He was neither happy nor sad, he just looked lost.

He quickly kneeled beside him and patted his face but he was not reacting to it.

"It looks like they really fell into a hallucination." Xiao Yao thought as he looked at the crazy people doing some crazy shenanigans in front of him.

He continued to try to wake Xu Xin up but despite everything, the other just sat there in a daze.

"What is happening?" Xiao Yao thought helplessly.

Suddenly, the last words of Xiao Xiao before he disconnected crossed his mind.

"Why did Xiao Xiao say to wake up? Am I also in a sort of a hallucination?"

He fell into a deep thought.

He looked around him, then at the people around him.

"If this is a hallucination, then this is so frighteningly real."

Xiao Yao closed his eyes, breathing deeply, he opened his eyes.

Time stood still, at the microscopic level, Xiao Yao noticed a dust in a shape of a puzzle piece sticking together to form a complete one.

But seeing how slow it took, Xiao Yao thought that this thing might just take forever.

Xiao Yao was at a loss as to what that thing was, but for now, he threw it at the back of his mind and looked at the current problem at hand.

With the use of his Mystic eyes, the problem that he had not seen before was finally laid bare right in front of him.

[◇STATIC◇]

What was being presented on a silver platter right before his eyes was a big mountain of treasures, with a big jaw-dropping abyss deep like mouth!

[♤RECONNECTING]

Yes, the fucking treasure had a freakin big ass of a mouth.

["~~~"]

[¤¤Energy Collection Interupted¤¤]

[▪▪Dropping To Negatives▪▪]

The so-called mountain of treasure was in fact a freakin huge ass of a carnivorous flower inducing hallucination by spreading out its pollen!

[○●World Evolution Was Discontinued○●]

[""RETURNING TO STATE OF HIBERNATION""]

[COMPLETE!]

Its pollen that was not visible by the eye, if not because of the mystic eyes, he would not be able to see it, was floating around in the air.

[WAH!!! HOST!!! FINALLY, I CAN SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!!!!! WAHHHH!!!]

"Xiao Xiao!"

[Host, I really thought were not going to be together anymore! Wah!]

Hearing his irritating System's voice again made Xiao Yao happy. He really thought that something happened to it.

"What happened? Why did we suddenly lose connection to each other?"

[Host, it's all the world system's fault! That jerk! It lead Host to a trap, leading Host to hallucinate, it wanted to suck Host's energy!] Xiao Xiao angrily said.

"What?"

Xiao Yao was surprised unable to believe what he just heard. Listening more to what Xiao Xiao said to him, he also became angry.

"This damn System! It really thought that it played me blind!" Xiao Yao fumed.

[That's right, Host. The damn world system really was a bastard for wanting to suck us dry of our collected world energy, Host! But, I, Xiao Xiao was quick to notice and quickly disrupt its slimy claws from sucking us out of our energy! I'm so smart, right, Host?]

Xiao Yao smiled knowing the other wanted a praise from him.

He was not stingy at all with his praises and praised this idiotic System of his from the moon and back until it was dizzy with its success.

"Anyway, why did it try to suck our energy? This is my first time to encounter this."

[Well, Host, as you notice this world was weird. After investigating further, this world was actually on the path of evolution which was why I was unable to collect complete information and the plot was in shambles. The data was twisted and lost as it was trying to evolve. This is where we are inserted, since the world lacks energy to continue the evolution process, it tried to search for another energy source to support this process. And this is when it found Host who had glittering shimmering boundless energy. Maybe it was tempted and tried to suck us dry.] Xiao Xiao said in distaste.

"So, what happened to it?" Xiao Yao asked curious.

[It?]

Xiao Yao felt crept out when he suddenly heard Xiao Xiao laugh creepily as if he was recalling some happy memory.

He raised an eyebrow in amusement, he really raised this System well.

[Well, let's just say that I rounded some Systems up and crashed into the World System's office to beat it up until it was barely clinging to life. Anyway, all is well, Host.] Xiao Xiao cheered.

"Good." 

Xiao Yao grinned proud of his disciple.

After talking about how it beat the World System until it cried Dad, Xiao Yao finally faced its new enemy.

"This is gonna be a hard fight."

[GO HOST! GO, GO, GO, GO, HOST!] Xiao Xiao cheered with pom poms in hand.

"This bitch! Only one of us will be leaving here alive!"

Xiao Yao clenched his fist, he looked at the big golden carnivorous sunflower sharply as if by doing so could cut it to pieces.

As if noticing his stare, the sharp teeth of the sunflower leaned his way. It then hissed showing the full length of its teeth.

Xiao Yao's face darkened witnessing its attitude.

"It's not a snake but a flower. How the hell did they breed such a species? Did they force the pitiful snake to have s*x with a sunflower to create such an abomination?"

[Ancients are really great, Host!]

"Don't praise them! Anyway, this will be a tough battle."

[I'll ready the popcorn, Host.]

~Rolling Weed~

Xiao Yao and the Snake flower crossbreed stared at each other.

Xiao Yao clenched and unclenched his fist, the snake flower also hissed and showed its frightening sharp teeth towards him.

"Only one of us can leave here alive! Yah!"

[GO HOST!!]

*ROAR!!*

[AND THE WINNER IS----]

WHAM!

"Xiao Xiao, you left the oven turned on."

Xiao Yao helplessly looked at the snake flower crossbreed. A big of an ass electric oven was pasted on its face making it faint.

[NO! MY POPCORN!!!!!]