Landlegs

Red birds flock in the sky, beady eyes filled with bloodlust ready to strike when she commands it. Ready to get rid of the body and the soul. To destroy her last living enemy and give them a piece of the pain she felt in there experiments. Ready to....

Ahhhhhh, I wake up screaming and struggling not giving a care for my surroundings.. or the girl next to me.

After a while though I calm down realizing that is was all just a Dream.

That's when I actually look at her...the girl who is presently covered in my spit, great first impression am I right.

She looks annoyed and red..

Deciding that there's no going back to fix the terrible impression I decide to make things worse by screaming calmly and collectively when I see my arms, legs, and torso wrapped in chains.

The girl just looks more annoyed which let's be real, is not a good look on her.

Haha, man looks like you got your hands full with this one said the random man to the the annoyed girl.

I feel like I should say something in my defense..I'm just full of bad ideas today

For the record I'm the one trapped in chains and the one who just saw a bunch of evil birds looking at me like I'm there next meal.

The man looks surprised as if he didn't know I could talk.. I roll my eyes like who does this guy he think he is.

You understand me the man says

Well yes and if you didn't want me to you should have spoken in a different language.

The girl then finally opens her mouth and says we aren't speaking your language landlegs.

I glare at her but then I smile

Cause no way am I gonna be scared of her

Or her bad insults

Bad insults...oops guess I said that out loud

Yes bad insults whats landlegs even supposed to mean?

She's silent

Why I don't know do I care no so '

Everyone's happy!