Slaying A Dragon

A Dragon just busted through the gates. What in Origin is happening? I'm baffled, but I suppose I'm the only one all the other villagers begin surrounding the Crimson Dragon throwing spears, shooting arrows, and attacking with swords.

Pfft, as if that'll work on a dragon, I watch as they begin to circle the Dragon. The village chief begins to scream out orders, " Left side, keep a safe distance while throwing spice bombs towards the creature's eyes; right Side aims for the underbelly of the beast and the limbs; Center try to draw his fire breath towards yourself while guarding" he seems like he knows what he's doing, but the dragon holds out well. Still, it looks like the villagers are doing damage.

I'm genuinely impressed they're doing good. Should I help? Nah There are doing fine. I guess I'll be on my way; as I turn my back to leave, a roar echoes throughout the village. I turn my head only to see the dragon starting right at me.

I'm going to pretend I didn't see that I'm leaving now 'Sayanora,' but then I hear the Village chiefs voice " The beast he's scared of the stranger everyone rally around him as long as this young hero leads into battle we shall be victorious" I hear everyone shout in agreeance then they begin to form around me.

'That fuckin shitty village chief I'll kill him' the dragon begins moving towards us the villagers then begin to move to the left of the dragon pelting him with bottles while running from his attacks unfortunately some of them are hit by the Dragon and sent flying.

But those insane fuckers actually got back up and rejoined the fight, Are they shounen protagonist or something? " Young Hero please leads in the battle against the ferocious beast" he looks towards me with eyes of admiration but I can see deep down he just wants me to be bait this son of a bitch.

He reminds me of those old bastards that always scammed my ass, I ain't gonna lie this guy is way to similar to me that's why I gotta leave "I would help but I took an arrow to the knee so I won't be able to help, See Ya" I said as I start sprinting away.

But as I run, I feel something holding me down. Looking back, the old man is holding me down. "No, you don't Motherfucker; ever since you came to this village, it's been hell. You're going to pay up, pal," he screamed, looking at me in pure rage; I pulled out my trusty weapon pointing it at his head, then speaking with a smile, "Get off me, Gramps before I cap your ass."

The Old Bastard starts to scream, "Do it pussy" I was about to blow his head off before I heard a Large Roar. The Dragon blew all the Villagers away. Now it was me and Gramps versus this Dragon; I don't have a damn choice. I pulled out a Donner and began shooting, but they barely had an effect. Ah, it's over. I'm sorry, Neo, I didn't make a move yet.

I hear another enormous Roar, then from behind the Dragon, the Skullcrawler bursts out of Nowhere and tackles the Dragon, then Roll through the village, destroying multiple homes. I stand there in shock " I can't believe that I will watch Godzilla in real life." they begin to fight the skull crawler lunges at the dragon aiming for the neck gripping him with his giant claws the Dragon screams in pain.

He begins to tear and rip the Skullcrawler back. Many injuries appear on his back in retaliation; the skull crawler stops biting and smacks the shit out of him with his tail sending the dragon flying through the gate; the dragon looks pretty damaged but stands and breaths fire towards the Grimm. The skullcrawler jumps over the flames and wraps his tail around the dragon's neck, suffocating him.

After a few minutes, the dragon falls to the ground. The Skullcrawler roars in Victory, but then the dragon's body ignites in Flames then a second head burst out, making the Dragon look twice as large. "Its second Phase has begun," I heard the village chief say 'Second Phase? Is this Dark Souls? Wtf' All I knew was that this was going to be awesome.

Oh shit, where did I put my popcorn?