A Devil Jinchuuriki – 06

"It has been 30 years… I'm tired… I want to spend time with my kids," the well-aged Shinobi argued as he cracked his neck a little.

His eyes still glued to the mini book in his hand though.

"It's 29 years… and what do you mean kids? When the hell did you have any!?"

"I don't have any? Oh my bad, I'm growing senile. It's a good reason to resign," Kakashi said, looking up from his book at the still young blond.

Naruto face palmed.

His former teacher was now 60 years old. He was still one of the meanest and toughest Shinobi in the whole hidden Leaf.

While Kakashi have aged throughout the year, Naruto, on other hand, hadn't at all.

The blond boy looked exactly the same from the day after the war to this very day.

"Damn it all! I shouldn't have made that declaration! I didn't know that I would age super slowly if I do age at all," Naruto shouted and slammed his fist into the table, breaking it in half.

When the war was over and with all the villages literally wanted a piece of him, so he had declared that he would be their leader until he became old enough to finally pass the mantle of leadership to the next person.

Sadly, he was stuck with the job, seemingly forever.

He hadn't physically aged at all in 30 years.

'Now I knew what Hagoromo-jiji gift was… am I stuck like this? What the fuck! That's not a gift, it's a curse!' Naruto mentally screamed as he couldn't get out of the current contract.

He thought he might just screw it and ran off, but he was known everywhere.

"Hmm… TABLE!" Kakashi shouted as several ANBU carried a new table in through the door in haste and placed it in front their leader.

They removed the broken one afterward and vacated the room.

The replacement of furniture was a usual thing due to Naruto's godly strength from his constant power-up during the war.

Seriously, he went from zero to unstoppable before he reached twenty.

Naruto had suppressed a lot of it already, but it was still overwhelming and because of that, he couldn't have any lasting relationship due to bed trouble…

"I'm not accepting your resignation today, and I need a break!" Naruto declared as he jumped out the window and fly away without any external aid.

Kakashi was still standing in the room, reading through the book that was once written by the greatest pervert of all time.

He would be there for a while.

Naruto flew pass his own monument. It was built to his likeness with a one hand placed onto its waist while another hand was in peace position.

The statue had a huge grin across its face.

The statue was erected on top of the Hokage Monument instead of having his giant face built into the cliff side like the previous Hokage.

Naruto had joked about wanting to show his full awesomeness with a whole body instead of just a face; the villagers took it too literally.

Other villages had something similar as well which was really embarrassing after the initial gloating.

Looking at the statue now, Naruto had conflicting emotions.

With a sigh, he waved below, returning the gesture at the villagers who saw him overhead.

He landed on top of his own statue to seat down and sighed some more.

Naruto watched the village below with silence until dust started to fall from the sky and gathered on his cloth and golden hair.

"Great, it's raining sands now… Gaara, are you haunting me!? BRING IT ON! I need someone I could hit without holding back damn it!" Naruto shouted with his balled fist in the sky and noticed a swirling black pattern.

It continued to spat out sands and dusts.

Naruto blinked and raised one eyebrow.

"What the…" Naruto mumbled as he continued watching the odd phenomenon.

People below glanced up at it for a moment before ignoring it completely and returned to whatever they were doing.

They probably assumed that their Hokage was doing another one of his strange and questionable awesome Jutsu.

An unmoving body fell out of the portal as it finally closed.

Her body fell straight down and slapped hard against the earth, sending up more dust in the distance behind his monument.

Naruto rubbed his forehead for a few minutes or so then lifted off towards the person.

'I told them to train their high level Jutsu elsewhere, but no, they don't listen to me. I'm their leader damn it! LISTEN TO ME!' Naruto thought angrily as he finally saw the battered and bruised form of the person when flying over.

He dropped from the sky and landed by her side to examine her body over.

"Strange clothes… what's with her chest size? It's like Obaa-chan again… may her soul rest in peace," Naruto mumbled loudly then prayed at the sky for a bit.