Erosire

This is my lemon collection.

Would you like to have a sample? 

It is totally free to try! Come, let me make you a glass.	

Some lemons are sweet. Some are bitter. Some are rotten.

And some are stolen from the stand next door and remixed for your pleasure! 

But don’t worry about all of that. It is all part of the fiction. 

Please, come over and have a glass. I have made more than a dozen for you to choose.
Since I am such an idiot, I am not sure which glass is full and which glass is empty. The glasses are not even placed in order on the table, so please have a check of the volume before enjoying your drink.

Who knows, you might find something interesting. If you love my work, you can commission another piece, to be added to your glass. If you don’t want to, please enjoy while it last!

This is my lemon collection, come, come and have a look! Have a drink, it’s totally free! 

Just don’t get too addicted, because that will not be healthy for you!

By the way, no kids are allowed!

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If you didn’t understand all of that, it means that this is my fanfiction collection over the years. 

Some of them are completed – usually one-shots. 

Some of them are not – most aren’t. 

Some of them will make you vomit from disgust. 

Some are parodied, basing on another story I read somewhere. It is totally fine to parody or rewrite another fanfiction, so don’t b*tch about it.

Please read the volume title before you b*tch about why the story just abruptly stopped.

And if you want more chapters, you can commission it by becoming my patron. 

Use my penname to search.

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Disclaimer: This collection contains graphical violence and sex scenes. Absolutely no children allowed to drink my lemon!

Fanfiction: Naruto. Harry Potter. Fate Stay Night. Disney, and so on…

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Lemon Collection

"Why'd you stop?" Kurama questioned when Naruto returned to his room.


"I'm not going to fuck my mother, furball," Naruto snorted and dropped to his bed naked. 


He sighed and looked at the ceiling. "I had enough fun for one night."


Taking a shower with his mother and rubbing his cock against her bubbly butts was just a bonus. 


He could have penetrated her when his energetic meat rod nested nicely between her shapely asses, but he had recollected himself enough to know that it would be wrong. 


His mother hadn't yet, and she made no attempt to stop him.


"Why does it matter?" Kurama questioned.


"Blood related?" Kurama questioned. "So? As long as you don't impregnate your mum, it's a pleasurable pastime. You're helping each other out. You feel better. She feels better. Everyone wins!"


Strangely enough, Naruto found that to be agreeable.


"And I'm pretty sure most clans inbreed for centuries to keep their Kekkei Genkai from getting out," the fox added. It was a well-known fact, and it also kept the clan retained their physique traits; their identity of sort. Uchiha – for example – generally had black hair and black eyes.


"Plus," Kurama continued. "Every one of you came from the first chakra manipulator, whoever he or she is. If you want to be technical, you're all related in one form or another! Why let something like paternal connection stops you from having fun?"


Chakra – it was stated to exist in everything and everyone, but that wasn't true when he entered higher state of Senjutsu. 


Not everything around him had chakra in them and not everyone could manipulate it since they had no pathways within their body, meaning the knowledge was bestowed upon the world. 


If that was the case, there was the first person who able to manipulate chakra.


"Eh? How you know that person is a she?" Kurama asked.


"Just a guess," Naruto dodged the question and dozed off happily. He only had a couple of hours left until daylight, and he had a full day ahead of him.


A Little Education – 18