A Hunter Chronicle – 08

Naruto shouted as he was sent flying again by another punch only to be pulled back.

Naruto teleported away with Hirashin, but he was immediately pulled toward the joker again as soon as his body materialized elsewhere.

"How is he doing this?"

Naruto asked himself before trying to send a fist at Hisoka.

Unfortunate, the twelve-year-old boy's fist didn't made contact with the Joker at all.

The same couldn't be said for Hisoka's.

Naruto crashed into the ground, driving up dirt and dusts.

"Ouch…I hate my short limbs."

Naruto muttered and flipped backward, trying to get some distance.

He had no idea how Hisoka was able to do what he did.

"Kage Bunshin (Shadow Clone)."

Naruto shouted and create dozens of clones around himself as Hisoka eyes narrowed.

"What is this? You have such a strange ability."

Hisoka said as he threw several cards at the clones that ran up to him.

They exploded in a puff of white smoke as the card impacted against their bodies.

Hisoka had a psychotic smile on his face as he knew this battle would demand his all.

"Let us play until one of us die!"

Hisoka taunted as he threw his entire card deck in the air.

Each card suspended there aided by Hisoka nen's ability.

Hisoka had a wide grin on his face before sending the cards spraying outward, slashing through dozens of Naruto's clones and filling the battlefield with white smokes.

Sometime later…

Everyone's jaw dropped at the sight of a young blond boy carrying a half beaten to death clown on his back toward the crowd.

They all knew who this was, and they had been constantly trying to avoid that psychotic murderer throughout the test.

"Hey, how did you manage to beat him?"

Killua asked, sliding on his skateboard toward Naruto.

Even Killua didn't want to fight against Hisoka.

"A good magician never revealed his secret."

Naruto answered with a smug on his face, dropping the unconscious Hisoka at a nearby tree.

'Darn, he managed to take out at least a couple hundreds of my clones before going down with his strange ability. That was a good fight.'

Naruto thought, stretching his arms a bit, cracking a few bones.

He had to carry the deadweight back to the second exam in haste, simply ramming through whatever obstacles on the way.

"Why didn't you just kill him?"

Killua whispered into Naruto's ear, who just shrugged.

"Because he spares Gon, Kurapika and Lerio, so I spare him. He's not a complete bastard, just like to fight a lot, like a certain someone."

Naruto answered, looking at Kurama, who was snoozing on top of Gon's head.

Everyone whispered among themselves and leered at Naruto occasionally.

Several of them tried to attack Hisoka's unconscious and undefended body, but only to get their hands separated from their body by a few floating cards.

Hisoka opened his eyes. His whole body ached while his clothes were completely wrecked, having at least dozens of elongated cuts to them.

Hisoka rubbed some heavily bruised spot on his body as he tried to estimate the extent of his injury.

"I really like you Naruto. You did me in so hard."

Hisako said, licking his lips with an extremely perverted face on.

Everyone looked at Naruto with accusing eyes; many of them wondered what truly happened in the mist.

"WHAT THE FUCK! STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT!"

Naruto snapped loudly and pointed his finger rapidly at Hisoka.

The sage is extremely annoyed at the strange psychotic pervert's comments.

"Why didn't you kill me?"

Hisoka asked as he held on to his consciousness, barely.

Naruto looked at him and smiled.

"Like how you put it? You are not worthy yet."

Naruto answered before one of his clones knocked Hisoka out.

Naruto went to check on Lerio, who didn't remember why there was a massive bruise on his face, implying that he had a concussion.

It was rather obvious to the Sage; a genin fighting against a jounin, the result was a forgone conclusion.

"There's no use telling him."

Kurapika suggested.

"Yup."

Gon replied and Naruto nodded in agreement.

Killua was skateboarding around since the second exam won't start until noon. There was some time left.

Hisoka recovered enough to stand up and started walking about, ignoring the damage to his attire and his body. He passed several people before one finally spoke up.

"Did you really get beaten by that boy?"

"Find that out yourself. It's more fun when you do."

Hisoka answered with a devious grin.

His lust for blood had subsided for now.

More than a few of his ribs were cracked, but he ignored the pain as he was used to it. He actually loved the pain.

"Looks like everyone is interested in you now, Naruto."

Killua said with a smirk.

"I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!"

Naruto shouted in reflex then realized that not what Killua had meant.

'Stupid Hisoka! I should have killed him.'

"By the way, why do you have two badges?"

Killua asked.

The badges had bothered him for sometimes, but he has not had a chance to ask about it.

"Only one of them is Naruto's, and the other is for Kurama."

Gon answered, rubbing the fox ear as it purrs in its sleep.

"But it's a fox…?"

Killua had a confused look his face and really unsure how a fox could be a hunter candidate.

"It can transform into a girl. As a humanoid being, it qualified as a hunter candidate."

Kurapika said as Lerio nodded. He remembered the full blow nudity on the ship.

"Actually, Kurama's male. It just likes to transform into a girl to screw people over."

Naruto pointed out as Lerio coughed heavily at the revelation.

He had been lusting after a guy.

Killua immediately got the reference and laughed as the gang joined in at Lerio's expense.

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Author Note:

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I'm not sure how to equalize power levels of HxH characters to Naruto standards, but I will try my best.

This is currently their level, under restriction or otherwise. There are actually 4 levels; I don't count genin or special jounin. The four are chuunin, jounin, elite jounin and kage, each have three sub level, which are low, mid and high.

Naruto: High-Kage, if he uses his jutsus etc… his max charka enhance strike will kill most characters.

Hisoka: Low-Elite, if he goes all out and not hindered by other stuff.

Killua: Mid/High-Chuunin.

Gon: Low-Chuunin

Kirupika: Low/Mid-Chuunin

Lerio: Genin

This is rated based on their endurance, stamina, strength, power and experience.

Lerio failed badly at several areas, he got shit stamina, shit strength and low fighting experience.

I like Hisoka, so I don't want to kill him off. He's also a comical relief sort of.