Josh's Instincts

What a world I am flabbergasted by..

Seems the 3 of us like watching the sun set by walking.. Surely Paiku's house would be alot bigger eventually I can stay at his place..

"W-WE ARE HERE!" Paiku called out in excitement! He scared the life out of me!

"You scared the life out of me, PAIKU!" I muttered..

"Im sorry, don't g-get mad please!" He responded in fear..

His house is a mushroom.. God why..

If my future me can travel through worlds and that may have cause a problem.. to the real world.. I remember the one time when my dad and I watch the big river in the park filled with ducks.. The cherry blossom trees scattered pink leaves everywhere... How beautiful that they was.. Whos cutting onions again..

"Dude, why are you crying..?" replied Josh.

"OMG! A-Are you okey! Here's a blanket for you, Oscar!" Paiku responded worried sick yet again!

Why.. do they care about me especially Paiku..!

...Why, what's the point? I did so many mistakes..! Stop hugging me, Paiku!

"I-Its ok! I hope you can feel better after drinking some tea!" Paiku asked and smiled.

I gripped my axe alot harder then It should.. I can't control myself I..

"STOP HUGGING ME!" I yelled back..

I swing my axe impulsively at Paiku but Josh grabbed it with his hand.. I looked back in shock, Wide open.

I didn't mean to do this I swear..!

"I knew I couldn't trust you.. A kid who pretends to act special? That's under "Not-to-do" lists you know? In fact, you tried to kill a poor boy because of your ego, is that a fact?" Josh responded in rage..

"Guess what attention maggot.. Your going to see your father in a meanwhile kiddo.." muttered Josh in his attempt into killing me.

"N-No don't fight please! I don't like anyone getting killed. P-Please!" Paiku yelled and blocks the way between Oscar and Josh.

"Move out of the way! Or I'LL chop you like a tootsie roll." Josh mutters..

"I-I don't know what that is, But I can make one for you!" Paiku asked.

We should stop.. We are getting nowhere with this..

"Hey Josh! Good game.. See you later.. Have a great vacation!" I reply.

"Vacation.. Are you saying we are on vacation..? This is a school day moron!" Josh growled..

"Just stop and we can skip this stupid conflict, we are having.." I muttered.

"As long as you apologize for your offense on Paiku!" He mutters.

"W-Wait when we were walking.. Y-You were planning to hit on me!" Paiku asked in a uncomfortable position.

Josh laughs in the background without stopping.

"H-Hey what's so funny! I didn't realize what I've said institutionally was that funny!" Paiku responded to josh with rage.

"The way you've said before. Sounded wrong!" Josh replied, laughing even harder then usual.

"W-What was so funny then, huh? I don't usually become the comedian at my household! P-Please stop laughing at me!" Paiku asked nerviously.

"No.. Im not gonna stop laughing until you cry me a river, small.. Tasty.. Puny creature." Josh responds with his predator instincts kicking in..

Oh no.. Something sinster is catching onto Josh..

I need to grab Paiku and enter in the house fast!

"I-Im not that puny! Are you hungry? I can bake a pie for you!" Paiku responded.

"Dont worry small child.. You are my pie!" Josh replies with a watery mouth..

I need to grab him! NOW!

"B-But I-"

I interrupt him from speaking and ran towards the door,I open it in where I see such beautiful wood crafted tables and one bed for the son Umnatu and his father Dogas..

They are sleeping in the bed.. Without interruptions and complete silence..

How peaceful!

Josh banged on the door yelling.. "OPEN THE DOOR.. Im hungry.. I want the small yellow creature.."

"What flavor do you want your pie with!" Paiku asked politely.

"Your flavor!" Josh growled at the door.

"Y-Your flavor!? But what flavor!" Paiku responded.

"YOUR FLAVOR!" He yelled.

"O-ok I'LL think of something to satisfy you! I'LL make the pie as good as you want!" Paiku replied.

"GAHHH IDIOT, I WANT YOU!" Josh bangs the door harder.

"Y-You want me? Im not a flavor, silly!" Paiku responded.

"Ugh.. Im extremely tired now because of you!" Josh growled.

"I-I get tired for being hungry too! Last time I-I teached Dogas and Umnatu to be vegan!" Paiku replied.

"I'll get you.. When I do, I'll eat you!" Josh growls at the door and falls asleep.

"E-eat me! I don't know how you can eat me!" Paiku asked.

"With his mouth obviously!" I replied.

"O-Oh Im too stupid for this world! Maybe I can go back to pre-school!" Paiku asked.

"Dude.. You don't need to have school since you can cook.. And I think you've clean the house and pay your taxes!" I muttered.

"Yeah I think im smart, D-Don't you agree." Paiku replied.

"I agree much more Gentle lad." I told them as I pat on his head.

"Ahh.. The sun.. So bright and annoying." Dogas mutters..

"how adorable.. My only son still sleeping in this morning.." He continues.

"I k-know right!" Paiku replied nervously.

"Shokku's Sibling! Still at the sense of becoming a wizard!" Dogas rejoices as he picks him up.

"P-Put me down! Im scared of heights!" Paiku replied.

"Alright gentle lad" Dogas responds in a gentle smile.

Hes looking at me!

"Hello there fellow! I haven't seen you around!"

He asks me.

"Yeah Im new to this house! Seems beautiful in here!" I reply in an emotion of happiness.

"Curious.. You haven't hurt him have you..?" He looks at me with a surious face.

"What no!? Of course not!" I muttered.

"O-Oscar wants to hit on me!" Paiku responded.

"So you did try to hurt him!" He slowly starts to yell at me.

"NO NO! I WASN'T HITTING ON HIM I JUST.. Wanted to say that Im hitting on him as a friend!" I struggle to speak.

"Hmm.." He glares at me..

I started to smile awkwardly..

"How amazing that Paiku made a friend!" He rejoices.

He walks to the AMAZING refrigerator to make a sandwich.. Just a peanut butter sandwich..

"Paiku, why!" I whisper to him.

"I-I dont know.. It came out of my mouth because if you had such emotion to hit me!" He whispers back..

"I was joking." I've said outloud.

oh no..

"hmm.. Hey new visitor.. Ask me a joke!" He replied to me.

"uhh.. sure" I responded back.

"Why did Earth bully other planets!" I asked him..

"I don't know why." He said as he finished making his sandwich..

"Because they have NO life!" He shouted.

He laughing at me.. Yay..

I feel so awkward right now..