Some guy time

Outside the meeting between the leaders of the three factions, hundreds of devils, angels and fallen filled the sky. They weren't there to stop people from intruding on the meeting as no one should be dumb enough to try and start something with this many supernatural beings around. Instead they were there to keep an eye on the other faction in case things went south and became violent.

Little did they know, that hidden behind the cover of magical bushes, groups of human mages were waiting for the moment to strike. Once time stopped for everyone but them, they would show them that humans weren't a race to be trifled with.

Unfortunately for some odd reason, there was no indication of the other team succeeding in capturing and using the time stopping vampire. So the army of hidden magicians were growing restless.

Due to this one mage generically named Bill decided to calm his nerve by smoking a blunt that was sold by a certain blonde he met earlier.

"Hey... hey guys, you want to try some of this stuff?" Bill offered to his fellow mages as he took a puff of the magically pulsing blunt.

"Shut up, you moron!" one of the mages hissed back in a hushed tone. Unfortunately no one noticed how Bill's pupils dilated and went incredibly wide as if he was tripping on acid.

"Okay... I will shut my mouth." Bill stood up much to the horror of his fellow mages. "Because I know! What we need right now is complete and utter silence..." He began to speak dramatically in a loud voice.

"And so I will provide such things. By making no noise, whatsoever." Bill puffed out his chest with a hand on his waist as he took another puff from the elder blunt.

"I am going to strangle you!" The mage from before deadpanned with silent rage.

"Say not another thing my companion! For I know... THAT THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DESTINY!" He began shouting dramatically.

"What the fuck?" One of the devils heard him.

"Shit!" A mage cursed out.

"I WAS BORN TO BE THE QUIETEST INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS EVER LIVED! AND THUS I WILL SILENCE MYSELF, I WILL QUELL MY WORDS AND YOU WILL HEAR NOT A THING FROM-"

"INTRUDERS!!" One of the Angels also noticed them, but instead of just dumbly watching he alerted everyone else.

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"If you are going to start advertising, you need to think of your brand properly." Azazel mused as he took another puff.

"Not only that, just the word 'drugs' itself would drive people away from your products. It would be a marketing disaster!" Serafall added in as she had some experience with marketing.

"It's no wonder the Youkai turned you down despite your positive relations with them." Sirzechs nodded as he remembered hearing about Gold being turned down by Yasaka.

"Especially since when you think of drugs, you automatically think of cartels and other illegal underground organizations!" Michael stated as he tried to keep his sister Gabriel sitting upright, but she was too busy staring at the ceiling, mumbling incoherent words.

After the peace talks was concluded with the subject of God being dead and what happened during Kokabiel's transgressions. The subject ended up changing to helping Gold with starting up his business. It became really chill for some reason, as everyone else around the room were unsure of whether or not they should leave yet.

"That is admittedly a good point." Gold nodded in understanding. "How about Gold's Pharmacy for a name then? I don't just sell things to get you high, I'm a pretty good alchemist." he proposed

"No, that sounds more like an actual place. Last I checked, you don't own any stores." Sirzechs shook his head.

"As for naming it a pharmaceutical company, I don't think it fits with what you have to offer. The majority of your products are all magical by nature." Azazel tapped the table as he was still attempting to figure out how the elder blunt was made.

"What else do you have?" Michael asked. For some reason it was as if he was hoping that Gold would have anything else that wasn't related to drugs.

Gold thought for a moment "Well, I got an elixir that will literally make you the strongest magical user in the world-" He stated as he raised up an elixir that he took from his gate. However before he could finish talking, the elixir immediately disappeared from his hand as someone had snatched it away from him.

"Then I'll be taking this myself HUAHAHAAHAHAHA!" A voluptuous woman with tanned skin and glasses laughed maniacally as she wiped some of the liquid off her mouth. She had already drunken the elixir.

"Katarea!" Serafall recognized her first as everyone stood up from the table on guard, except for Gabriel as she was still seeing shit.

"That's right Serafall! Now because of your boytoy, I am now strong enough to take back my birthright!" She shouted as an insane amount of magical power gushed out from her.

"I don't know why they haven't caught that little brat with the Forbidden Balor View yet, but we won't need it, I'll take care of all of you myself with this power!" Katarea declared as she became drunk on power.

The top half of the building crumbled apart, revealing the battle of the three factions against the army of mages.

"That elixir will also kill you in 10 minutes!" Gold cupped his hands and yelled with clarification.

"What? YOU TRICKED ME!" Katarea hissed out infuriated

"You just didn't let me finish!" Gold cried out indignantly.

"Kuahahahaaha! You were never very good at listening were you Katarea!" Azazel couldn't help but begin laughing at the situation.

"In that case, I'll just take you all down with me!" She raised her palm as an ungodly amount of power erupted, causing space itself to twist.

Sirzechs and Serafall got in front of the Gremory and Sitri group while Michael grabbed Gabriel and left her with Irina.

"Man even when you're dying, you just can't stop bitching." Azazel shook his head.

"I'll enjoy killing you first!" Katarea stated as she directed the magical energy towards Azazel.

"Hey! He is a valued future customer! I can't have you killing him!" Gold protested.

"And what can you do about it!?" Katarea sneered.

"Truck." he stated

"Truck?"

*HONKKKK!!* Before she could react, the face of a truck was already next to her.

Katarea disappeared to some other universe. But to everyone else, it just looked like her smashed body disappeared when it got hit by the Isekai Truck.

"Well, now that that's out of the way. Let's wrap this up." Gold stated.

"Agreed." Sirzechs, Michael and Azazel agreed as they got up to take care of the rest of the mages.

The White Dragon Empress was unsure of what to do as she was originally supposed to defect, but nothing went as planned. She felt a tap on her shoulder.

"Hey, want a job? I could use a bodyguard." Gold smiled as he put out a business card with the name "Gold's unnamed company" on it.

"Gold, your home might be in danger." Sirzechs came back to say.

"What!?" Gold was startled as he was a little worried because it was his house.

"One of the mages we interrogated said that an evil dragon was sent there. We're unsure of the validity." he explained.

Gold brought out a standing mirror from his gate. The image shifted to display the remnants of his destroyed house.

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"Speak, who sent you?" Lydia's voice contained a hint of anger. Which wasn't surprising considering she would have to clean up the mess. Luckily the damage never reached the basement where Ophis was sleeping underneath the Kotatsu. If Ophis was disturbed, then that would cause more trouble than she could handle.

In the ruins of Gold's residence, a black western dragon with an oversized claymore pierced through the top of it's mouth to the ground laid. Kneeling on the top of it's head, Lydia shoved the blade even deeper in response to it's silence.

"Kehuahahaha, you're strong for a human." Grendel chuckled out despite having a blade gouging through the top and bottom of his mouth.

"I've killed plenty of dragons before, another one wouldn't make much difference. However, you can choose whether to die quickly by my blade or...." She glanced around at the darkness.

Grendel noticed and moved his eyes around as well. The sound of scuttling grew louder as he realized he was surrounded by a sea of roaches.

"You'll be eaten piece by piece by them. The choice is yours Grendel." Lydia stated with sharp cold eyes.

∞

"Well, at least no one important is dead." Gold put away the mirror. A house can be rebuilt so he wasn't worried, although he was a little annoyed.

"If you want, I can arrange for your home to be rebuilt." Sirzechs offered.

"Hey! Who do you think you are to offer that!?" Surprisingly the voice came from Gabriel. "Dad should live in the most beautiful house! Right Michael!?" Somehow she had brought Michael into it.

"Didn't I say that I'm not your dad?"

"Want to stay with me till your place is rebuilt? I have some things I want to discuss with you." Azazel added as he wanted to talk research with him.

"Actually before we leave and wrap this up, there is one thing I was hoping to ask you guys."

"Did you need something else?"

"Anything daddy!" Gabriel stated unnerving the blonde.

"Just guys please." Gold pointed to Michael, Sirzechs and Azazel. They waited for his request, obviously unsure of what someone like Gold would ask for.

"I need some guy time." Gold stated with seriousness much to everyone's confusion.

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Within a train station at Kyoto, everyone stopped to look as 4 suited men exited the train. Gold Aversis stepped out with Michael, Sirzechs and Azazel. For some reason there was music playing around them despite there being no speakers or instruments around them.

As they began walking in sync with the music, everyone else in black suits felt an odd compulsion that forced them to follow along with them.

With the beat, the growing group of black suited men moved through the busy streets of Kyoto as everyone who wasn't in suits parted to make way for them.

"This Sunday morning,, an idea came to mind~"

"Today I'll head over to town~"

Gold continued to lead his pack of dancing men in business suits through Kyoto as everyone whether supernatural or not watched with interest and confusion.

"Wearing my favorite jacket, I head to the road crossing where everyone waits~"

Finally reaching the large road crossing in the middle of the city, the army of dancing suited men ended up stopping in the middle of traffic.

It was truly an odd sight to see so many business suited men just dancing as the music got louder and louder with Gold singing.

"EVERYWHERE! The great me, smartly checks it out!~"

"EVERYWHERE! Dancing simply!~"

Their dance became completely synchronized despite not rehearsing anything. As some people joined in despite not being in suits.

"EVERYWHERE! The cute you!~"

"Everywhere! Checks it out in a smart manner!~"

"And within the glass reflection, you are smiling to me!~"

"Smiling to me!~"

The group of dancers spread throughout all of Kyoto. It was an incredible sight as if everyone slowly became infected by the music whether they were outside or inside a building.

"Today, HAVE A NICE DAY!~"

No one got any work done that day.