The Emperor Sends Another Decree!

After Wu Xiang left Wu Shuyu had to help Bai Fu back into the carriage as she could not stop laughing. Wu Shuyu could only look at her new friend and helplessly shake her head. It was only after a few minutes did she finally stop laughing. Bai Fu wiped the tears from her eyes as she said: "Yu'er that sixth sister of yours will not be able to leave the house for a while. Even if she does use medical pills to heal her face, she will still not be able to leave the General's Manor. Many saw her piss herself so word will spread quickly."

"So what? I didn't ask her to piss herself. This Princess only said a few kind words to my dear sister." Wu Shuyu put on the most innocent face as she could.

"If you said kind words then I am the Empress!" Bai Fu teased.

"Then your Majesty, please cuddle with this Princess!" Wu Shuyu spread her arms out and went to hug Bai Fu only to have Bai Fu dodge saying: "Cuddle yourself!"

The two girls laughed as the carriage continued to roll throughout the capital. In the palace, Emperor Feng Yang was sitting in his chair up high while Feng Jie stood next to him. A man in black appeared out of nowhere and knelt in front of both of them. "Your Majesty, Princess Xiannu saved Prime Minister Bai's First Young Miss Bai Fu when she was kidnapped by some ruffians. The two quickly became friends and started touring the city together. They then ran into the Sixth Young Miss of the General's Manor where she screamed obscenities at the Princess and threatened her. Princess Xiannu then whipped the Sixth Young Miss of the General's Manor in the face two times and then scared her to the point that she pissed herself before running away. Now Princess Xiannu and Prime Minister Bai's First Young Miss Bai Fu are continuing their tour of the city."

"Good! Good! That is what we call a Feng daughter in law! Jie'er you have good eyes!" Emperor Feng Yang said as he gave a rare smile. "Jie'er! We will be holding a banquet in a few days. So that we can formally meet this new daughter in law. It will also serve to publicly announce the engagement between the two of you and we will also be handing down an Imperial Grace as a reward for her bravery in saving Prime Minister Bai's First Yong Miss Bai Fu! He, write it up! Invite all those of rank four and higher, except the General's Manor. We do not even want to look at him!"

"Right away your Majesty!" Eunuch He who was standing off to the side bowed and ran off to handle the given task.

"Father Emperor seems to think highly of Yu'er." Feng Jie smiled as he said this.

"Un! We have been keeping detailed reports on her ever since Jie'er had mentioned her. She is a fine girl indeed. That General Wu has no idea what kind of gem he will be losing." Emperor Feng Yang sneered. He really disliked how General Wu handled his backcourt affairs at home. "Humph! Let's give him some punishment! He!"

"Yes, your Majesty!?" Eunuch He who had just left the room appeared out of nowhere.

"Write up a decree for us! General's Manor Sixth Young Miss Wu Xiang, must walk around the capital once a day with her crotch wet with her own piss and with a sign around her neck saying that she loves to piss her pants and loves the warm feeling as it flows down her leg. Let it be decreed!" Emperor Feng Yang yelled out.

"Humph! Father Emperor is being too lenient!" Feng Jie snorted.

"Oh? What would my Jie'er write in the decree." Emperor Feng Yang said in a dotting manner.

"Son would force her to act as a public piss bucket for one hour a day on top of what Father Emperor put. Since she likes to piss herself she must love it when others piss on her." Feng Jie stated matter of factly.

"Ah! How could we miss such a thing! He, add what Jie'er just said to the decree and immediately bring it to the General's Manor! " Emperor Feng Yang gave a mischievous smile.

"Yes, your majesty!" Eunuch He, added in the extra contents of the decree. The entire time he was laughing on the inside. He really couldn't wait to see General Wu's angered face when he hears this decree.

An hour passed and the whole of the General's Manor minus Wu Shuyu who was still out with Bai Fu, was now kneeling in the main receiving hall. It had been fifteen minutes since Eunuch He had arrived, saying he was going to give out a decree but he had still not even opened the scroll in his hand! General Wu was staring daggers at Eunuch He because he knew that the damn eunuch was doing this on purpose again!

After finally seeing a contorted look on General Wu's face, Eunuch He smiled as she finally unrolled the decree in this hand. "By His Majesty's decree! Sixth Young Miss of The General's Manor Wu Xiang is to receive this decree. Come forward and receive the decree!"

Wu Xiang was surprised that the decree was for her. She suddenly felt like she was in heaven. Would this not mean that something good was going to happen. Maybe a prince took a fancy to her!? A smile bloomed on her face as she walked to the front and knelt down. Eunuch He, saw the beautiful smile on Wu Xiang's face and almost burst out laughing! He had to suffer internal injuries because he was holding it in! He could not wait to see the face she will make when she hears the actual decree! So, Eunuch He, smiled brightly as to give her false hope. He even nodded as he whispered to Wu Xiang: "You're going to love this…"

Before yelling out "By His Majesty's decree, the Sixth Young Miss of the General's Manor, Wu Xiang will from this day forward have to walk around the capital with her crotch soaked in her own urine with a sign around her neck saying that she likes to piss herself and loves the warm feeling as her pee drips down her thighs." Before continuing he took a peek at Wu Xiang's expression which was frozen stiff, the smile on her face was half gone. She looked more confused than anything. Eunuch He then continued: "Also, the Sixth Young Miss of the General's Manor, Wu Xiang will need to spend one hour a day in the main public square where the most traffic in the capital at a spot next to the public toilets with a sign asking for people piss on her. She must receive the person pee with a big smile on her face. If she is not smiling then she will need to be beaten with one hundred lashes!" Eunuch He had added a few extras while he was writing the decree. He figured the emperor wouldn't mind.

The people of the General's manor were all confused. 'What kind of decree was this? What did the Sixth Young Miss do to piss off the emperor?' General Wu could not take it anymore his face turned bright red as he roared out: "What the hell is the meaning of this!? Isn't this not just bullying my General's Manor!?"

"General Wu are you saying you wish to rebel!?" Eunuch He's tone completely changed as he glared at General Wu.

General Wu quickly shut his mouth as he went straight down to his hands and knees bowing his head. "This one does not dare!"

"Humph!" After snorting Eunuch He turned his attention back to Wu Xiang and said: "Sixth Young Miss, Wu Xiang Are you not going to accept the decree?"

Tears started to well up in Wu Xiang's eyes as she lifted her trembling hands up as she said: "I, Wu Xiang of the General's Manor receives His Majesty's decree. Long live His Majesty the Emperor!"

Seeing the disappointed face of Wu Xiang and the tears rolling down her cheek. Eunuch Xiang could not help but make his smile even brighter as he said: "Sixth Young Miss we know this is a dream come true. It pleases us to see the Sixth Young Miss cry tears of joy. We will make sure to tell His Majesty how happy the Sixth Young Miss is about receiving this decree! Now then, We need to head back to the palace to report to the Emperor." After saying that Eunuch He did not spare the people of the General's Manor another glance before leaving.

After which Wu Xiang broke down crying. General Wu's eyes were bloodshot red. He really wanted to know why the Emperor was attacking His General's Manor so much lately! "Xiang who did you offend today to bring such a result onto yourself!?"