Friends

The giggles got more louder as it draws me away from my peaceful sleep, I could feel myself being drawn out of the perfect world I had imagined for myself... everything disappeared as I got pulled into the real world, the reality the God dammed forsaking world I lived in ....

I woke up with swollen eyes and a moon face , God I hated the fact that whenever I woke up I had look at the mirror to see this horrifying fat face...

I sat upright at the bed finally getting a glimpse of my two roommates, we all shared an apartment with our own bedrooms.  So I don't see a fact why they would come to my room this early.

They knew the fact I wasn't a morning person..I like to sleep in and waking up from an enjoyable morning sleep was like ripping my heart right out of my chest...

I glared at the both of them but their eyes were too busy on my phone to notice they had woken me up , and I wonder how they knew my password...I took mr cuddles my teddy unicorn and threw up at them... making them to take notice of me..

"Will you guys shut up",  woke that moment

"can't a girl get a peaceful sleep around here....and for fuck sake why the hell are you guys in my room"

I shouted with a frown on my face , I felt like I was brought back to life after being dead for 30mins

"You're awake" alien said with a frown on her face like always, she was kinda of a grumpy person, funny but still grumpy

"And thanks for that by the way" I said with an angry look on my face...

"Good morning to you too" anita replied with a sweet smile on her cheeks,she was the sweetest person I had come across, not so innocent but sweet and cute...she was  the only one among us who seems to be enjoying life in different ways possibly.

"Someone woke up at the wrong side of the bed" Alien said with a scoff with an devilish smirk on her face

"And someone clearly walked into the wrong room this morning....what the hell are you both doing.... You know I hate waking up this early and you know how I feel when you do this..."

" It's 10 am fool are you planning on sleeping all day " alien said harshly with a devilish smirk on her face....

" I plan to.. because it's Saturday. .. that's what Saturdays are for.. remember, it's made for sleep.."

"Oh my God... your face looks like it has been used for boxing rehearsals"alien said

"I totally forget you were sent to torment me on Earth".... she said in a sarcastic way, getting up from the bed to see clearly what they've been giggling about

" Wow ... your face looks horrible" Anita said

"Don't say a word, I don't need a reminder"

"You look like shit"alien said despite the fact I warned her...

"What are you both doing in my room and my phone"

"We're watching a funny video...it's a cat dancing with a dog dressed up as Donald Trump....." Anita said with a laugh

"And you chose to do this with my phone..why... And how the hell did you figure out my password" I said with a confused look on my face

"We didn't..I had already paired your phone with a device earlier..so when your phone is near that particular device it unlocks by itself ...."alien said with a proud look on her face

"Geez you must feel wonderful right now" I said right after I got off the bed ....I walked to them taking my phone from their hands . ...

" So how was it...."alien asked as we headed out the living room

"How was what?"

"Don't act dumb...you know what we're talking about" Anita said with a shy smile on her face which made me wierdly uncomfortable...

I found my way to the couch , jumped on it found the TV remote on the side and turned it on...

Alien and Anita followed me right to the couch.

"Tell us already..." Anita asked...

I looked at both their faces , Annie was already blushing on what I hadn't told her yet...I wondered how she imagined it went..alien grumpy as usual...

"Are you gonna tell us , you know the bet ..." Alien reminded me

"Fine if you're both that desperate to know if I fucked Alec or not.... don't get your hopes up.....cause I didn't,

" Your proof " alien said throwing her hand to my face as a sign of she wanting me to hand it over to her...

I took my phone out unlocked it and went to my phone safe and I was the only one who knew the password to my phone safe...

" Since when do have a secret safe on phone" Annie asked

" Since you both started poking around it"

"What do you store in there" the curious annie asked

"Isn't it obvious..porn of course... " My grumpy alien of a roommate said

" And why does your enstrange mind always assume if someone had something to hide it always has to be sex"

" Cause that's the truth"

" Is it or is the fact you're still a 21 yrs old virgin " i said

I and Annie started laughing leaving Alien completely speechless for about 20 seconds, the truth with alien was she was always quite the talker, the loud control freak , she was the type who believed she would keep her self for her future husband or the guy who could afford her....

" Laugh all you want... but the truth is always the same when the right man comes along he's never going to pick the used ones only the unused one.. 

"Really.... I want to believe you but my I can't seem to.." I said

" Believe it or not no one is gonna pick a used shoes over a new unused one"

" So you're calling us sluts ...is that it " Annie asked

Uh ho sisters quarrel I've gotten used to it now , one of the reasons they fight is because of this..sex, guys ..

Truth of the matter is alien was afraid of having sex after she had heard millions of times how Painful it was..

" That's not what I said"

" But that's what you meant..."

" Don't put words in my mouth, I didn't say that but if the shoe fits feel free to wear it."

" You're unbelievable, you think the fact that you're a virgin makes you better than us... you'd be a bigger fool"

At that time I decided I wasn't gonna get in between this conversation that would lead to an argument, it was best if I stayed quiet... I know the right thing to do was stop your two best friends slash roommates times sisters from ripping their throats off... but for me this was the right thing to do..

A wise somebody once told me if you wanna hear everything about yourself from a friend make him or she angry ...so I was gonna listen to this delightful argument..

"Don't talk to me that way I am your elder"

" You don't act like you one so if you're gonna call us names, do it and stop beating around the bushes.."

" Shut up Annie stop acting like a kid"

"Last time I checked you were the one acting like one"

"Shut up I said you're crossing your boundaries..  you are not supposed to talk to me that way, mom said so"

" Then go cry back to Mom"

"How dare....."

"Enough" I cut in , finally decided it was time I did I already heard all these things before so it didn't really get to me ,for a fact it wasn't true so why should it get to me, and it wasn't  interesting as I thought it would be be..

I dropped my phone on the couch and got up

"There's the video... Seven gone three more and when all of this is over , you Know what you owe me .... I'm gonna go take a shower, kill each other if you like I don't care... I can always replace you two.." i said and walked away swiftly...

While they look angrily at each other

I felt so good that moment, walking away from your friends who were at the brink of tearing each other throats out, it's funny..

Truth is I'd never be able to replace them, they were practically my family, they're annoying as hell and sometimes get on my nerves, and we all fight a lot of times.. but I rather be with them than not with them..

First time we met was in the school dorms, I had just gotten into college with a room assigned to me with a roommate..the room was small, what I would call a room for one person but we all had to adjust..

Alien and Annie came in pretty late, the session had already begun when they came and since alien and I offer the same major, we got to know in another..

At first when she came to ask for my notes, well technically she didn't come to ask herself…it was a neighbor, we all stayed in these hallway so we knew each other and since he was really friendly with them..he came to ask…

I got to admit I got Annoyed at the fact they didn't come to Meet me themselves, I was known to be arrogant but who cares…

Being a good neighbor I gave out my notes and I regretted it when I had to go take back my notes two weeks later…like two weeks, and I had to go meet them these two rich fuck ass girls…it was torture..

I met them took back my notes and I guess we all started talking, we met in class and sometimes even decided to leave for class together.. that was before I lost all Interest in going to classes..

And back then my roommate and I didn't get along, she was messy and I hate being messy, she eats a lot which I don't have a problem but please throw all the papers away, she kept things lying around for way too long.. not to sound like an OCD patient, I really hate things being a mess…I'm not a neat freak but I hate when my room is being messy..and we would have been in good terms only if she acknowledge the fact she was sharing the room, for a number of stuffs I hardly remember we fought a lot, I'd prefer staying alone in my own apartment but I'm not the president's daughter or anybody special.. I'm just me hanging by the thread trying to meet up with the deadline for everything. I was someone who others called proud and I'd be still wondering, why the hell do they think am proud, I ain't rich and I'm not a fashion freak….. I was just someone who acts According to the mood I was in…

And when I refuse to associate with some kind of people, I'm being called names or I'm being called arrogant and proud..

I just don't get why people would make such a big deal out of everything, just because I don't talk to you or don't feel like talking to you doesn't necessarily mean I hate or I feel to good about myself to associate with you…it just simply means…

I don't wanna talk to everyone who I'm probably not gonna follow up with or I wouldn't be able to talk to them every time I see them making them feel bad…or maybe it simply means …

I don't wanna talk to you, not because I feel to good about myself or am proud..I just don't wanna talk.