1 No Humans Here

I have two rules in my house:

1. Don't pull the shades up!

2. No destroying this house!

I never thought I would need to change these rules until the Smith's moved in. I had just gotten dress in my white laced nightgown, that goes down to my ankles and has short little sleeves. I took some of my hair down from bun and walked up to the ceiling., with every step a creak, and every touch on my feet was a cold one.

Once I got up I shoved my red moon cresent staff with white on the rest into the moon cresent hole in my white coffin. This was was always the hard part. I kept grunting and pushing when finally it got in. 'Ugh that took forever'! I thought as I showed no expression on my face of annoyance.

The white coffin open slowly to show a little teddy bear, a small white pillow and red fur all over. I then got in switching my position a few times until I got the perfect one. I grabbed my little teddy bear and closed the coffin. As soon as I closed my eyes SMASH!! My eyes flew straight open, a little annoyed but no expression on my face. Thinking I was just imagining it I then closed my eyes and started to doze off. CLANG!!! SMASH!!! Now I was angry. Who the hell is in this house?! I swear if it's one of those bats I will- CLANG!!! 'Thats it!!' Without me pushing it open the coffin flew open and I pulled my staff out of the coffin, and dropped the teddy bear. I slowly came down from the ceiling and walked out of the attic to the stairs near the first floor. Along the way she could hear talking, almost arguing, but not quite.

"Why do we always have to share a room together?" asked what sounded like two boys who seemed like brothers.

Once I got closer to the stair case I could see the family. A old,tall, bald, mean, and stern looking father. A young, short, short hair, calm looking mother. Two teen twin boys that both have mohawks, and both looked extremely annoyed. There was then a small little girl with long blonde hair in a ponytail, and had her headphones on not paying attention at all. Finally who seemed to be the oldest of the children was a tall, carefree, looking man.

'Hmmm one of these family's again I mean, hopefully they won't be like the last o- BLOODY HELL WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE PAINTINGS!!' I thought as I had still no expression on my face. I was mortified, I couldn't believe what they where doing. They where taking down the old, but lovely, paintings of my family. Not only they were also scraping the yellow flowered wallpaper.

I watched in horror knowing what I had to do. I mean how could I let a bunch of low-life humans ruin MY house. These humans have to go, and I know just the way to do it.