Chapter 2

Akuma's POV

Huh? Where am I?

This is something like a laboratory.

Blaaahhh. Im not going to fully describe it but it is definitely ugly.

Ugly like tonpa. Like srsly.

"Sssso. I have sssssummon you. You ssshall follow me"

Who's this shemale?

" Excuse me?" i gave IT a WTF expression

"I sssummon you to be my sssslave or vessssel while I am waiting on the uchiha"

" Not to be rude but are you a she or he?"

Like as in. Its making me think hard.

"Lisssten to me!!!..." Im not paying attention anymore. I mean it has no cleavage but it has a girly face and its voice is uuuhhh. I cant describe it.

I feel like its hisoka. But a snake not a clown.

"SUMMONING JUTSU!!"

*poof* AWWWW ITS A HUGE SNAKE. HOW CUTE.

" IF YOURE NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO ME THEN ILL MAKE YOU!"

" CALM YOUR TITS OR DICK BRUH. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

" I AM ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SAANIN, OROCHIMARU. AND I WANT YOUR BODY"

"HAHAHAHAHA MORE LIKE ORCHIPEDO. BABYE PEDO SNAKE. I DONT LIKE DICK AND PUSSY TOGETHER SO BYE. YOU MAY ALSO HAVE STD, AIDS OR HIV."

I calmly turn my back to him.

"Oh i dont think so."

I feel the pedo run. Oh man. The pedo can run fast and I can see his snake blocking the exit.

"Youre so wrong fighting with a zoldyck, dumbass"

I ran into and kick the pedo snake. I saw him smash to the wall.

The snake tried to wrap me up but I jump so high and infuse my fist with nen and punch the hell out of his head, knocking him out.

"Youre ssstrong. Such a perfect vessel. Which village do you belong?"

"What village? And dont start with me pedo snake bring me back home!"

I feel my eyes starting to itch. My eyes startled orchipedo.

"Such familiar eyes !! Which land were you part of?

" I came from Kukuroo Mountain"

"Where the heck is that?"

I angrily grab his collar and lift him.

"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TOOK ME AND YOURE GOING TO SEND ME BACK RIGHT NOW!"

"Im afraid not. KABUTO!! NOW!!"

I feel needles aiming for my neck but a meter before it struck me. I make it stop.

They look so starstruck. This kabuto looks like a boy toy.

I conclude that this Orochimaru. Is a gay pedophile.

So that means

He wants my body

To be a vessel

So that he could fuck around

Uhhhh

"DANNNNNGGGEEEERRRR"

I ran away literally through the wall where I left a big hole.

They tried to catch me but theres no way Im going to let my body be a vessel to his pedophile acts

No to far away. I saw a big gate and 2 boys

" HELLLLPPPPP"