C.1 God!?

Suddenly a blinding light flashed before my eyes and i found myself in a most unusual room filled with everything from the smallest of books to the biggest of encyclopedias looking off into a corner there was a floating lamp and a glass container filled with figurines of every last living thing you could think of forming a kaleidoscope of natural beings in the doorway i saw a beautiful in glasses woman in a long skin tight dress reaching down to her ankles i attempted to call out to her but was unable to she turned to me slowly and softly smiled as she gracefully approved i was lost as to what to say and then it came to me the perfect word

"SLUTTY LIBRARIAN"

She stopped Dead looked in my direction in utter surprise and then

"PPFFFFFFF That was the funniest thing i've heard all day child what is your name"

"Zerne"

"well i'm a god Zerne do you want to go to another world hell or heaven"

"i get to choose?"

"yes and i've just got to ask wh"y are you so calm shouldn't you be asking more questions like why me and what not"

"another world i would like to restart my life with my memories if possible"

"you Ignored me"She said getting flustered

"well i figure hell's to hot and heaven is in the sky so it's too cold"

"so that how you're going to be well you have 3 wishes"

"i would like to be able to control any liquid"

"ok"

"be able to become any liquid"

"and the power to adjust the temperature of my body to any i want without any detrimental effect"

"done now get out"

suddenly another light flashed and the room was gone