Testing the dildo out (smut?)

"Dildo? Is this some kind of new weapon?"

Despite my best efforts to make it look like a proper phallus, Eve was either teasing me or couldn't wrap her head about the whole concept of artificial men parts, making her unable to understand the reason for the creation of this insanely useful tool.

"While I said that getting down to the business wasn't my idea when coming here, I will actually need you to help me test it out. If it will work just like I hope it will not only will I be able to get rid of any ideas of employing yin bags, I would also be able to get great profits while improving the livelihood of the loads of girls that are being traded for the sake of dual cultivation!"

Elaborating a bit, I swung the dildo around just like a dirigent guiding the tempo of the orchestra. 

"Tell me, what does it look like?"

"Ehm… Penis?"