First bids

"Hello everyone!"

Looking at the stage from my comfortable spot in one of the few rooms located on the third floor of the building, I could see the beautiful announcer organised by Venna, opening the auction. One needs to give respect when its due. That girl was as cute as Eve herself! I think that while no one here would be so stupid as to be tempted to bid higher only because of some random beauty on the stage, it would put us in a bad light if we were to put someone average as an announcer.

I'm sorry, all political correct rules from the earth! This is a place for making money, not propagating some weird ideology!

"I would like to welcome you to the first auction of the Bart and Heavens incorporated! But please, don't ask me what does that means, I'm saying it out of a request made by the owner of this auction house!"