MotivatedSloth

Did I reincarnate? Or was I transported to an Isekai cultivation world? To be honest, I have no clue!

What matters is that I turned from being useless, bullied, and trash, to fully-fledged garbage in my new cultivation world! 

But what is this strange bleep that keeps ringing in my ears? Is this some kind of system? Oh God! Did you gift me such a cliché, right at the start of my journey?

Wait, why are you trying to kill me? Did I do something to you? Stand back or I will be forced to use unstoppable Exhudia!

Tell me, what did she do for you to treat your significant other in this way? Let me show you how girlfriends should be taken care of!

Wait, everyone was always telling me that demons are bad, so why is this demonic queen trying to seduce me? Wait! KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS SWORD!

I just came back from a mission and was promised at least a half a year of break. Why are you bothering me again with something as silly as subjugating a devil general?


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While Others Cultivate, I Use My Unique RPG Leveling System to Cultivate Smut Romance With Their Girlfriends!

Oh, god damn it! Stop knocking on my door! I didn't go to sleep late, so there is no way it's morning already!

Give fucking up! There is no way I will move away from my bed!

With the constant knocking sound reverberating through my head every two seconds or so, I couldn't sleep anymore. My drowsiness was already washed away by this annoying sound, leaving me no other choice than to move up and silence whoever wanted to feel the wrath of over one hundred kilos of fat slamming into him!

Fuck you! I'm waking up right now!

I tried to shout those words, but I had to swallow them all back when I realised that I was unable to make even the slightest sound.

Am I panicking? Am I in a coma? Or is this the legendary state of false wake up, so famed for how terrified it can be for inexperienced lucid dreamers?

Raining fire.