WizPThief

I die young in my last life because some jerk thought he was fine to drive buzzed only to end up ramming his car right into me and then driving away thinking I was a f*cking deer.

But that was in the past and thanks to the gods I was able to be transmigrated into a new world with a new body along with my choice of 3 wish and 2 divinities.

After choosing my wishes and divinities I was reborn in a new world.

F*ck!!! 

I was transmigrated into the DCU and it's not the movies or comics but some unknown alternate reality. 
It's not that I don't like DC but man all the random stuff that happens and the dark undertones aren't good for my mental health at all. I want a peaceful long life, not this sh*t.

This is a fanfic and all characters are owned by their original creators.

Why DC!?

What's up with this dark void is there something covering my eyes or were those myths about masturbating true and I'm finally blind.


"No my child you are dead and this dark void is purgatory. Your life is being reviewed as we speak."


"Oh, you don't remember here let me fix that."


After that voice said that pain started to run through my body or is it a soul? I remember what happened once the pain faded away.


I was minding my own business walking near a forest until a f*cker ran me over and left me for dead saying something about a deer coming out of nowhere.


"Yes and sadly enough the man who ran you over was never caught and lived a long and blissful life not knowing he killed a man."


What!? I died and he's living as nothing happened! I want retribution for this twisted joke of fate!


"Sorry, but I can't do anything as you're still being judged."


"It's almost done and it's over. Oh, you're quite fortunate as you got four choices you can choose from. You can choose between going to a low-class heaven, taking part in a lucky transmigration, rebirth in any world of your choosing, or a total reboot. Which one would you like."


Going to heaven would be fine but low-class is quite off-putting. Transmigration might be fun to try. Being reborn also sounds fun but do I really want to live through being a baby again. A total reboot is out of the question.


"Okay, let's see what you get. Oh, you are truly lucky or maybe Lady Luck is pitying you. Well you got 3 wish and 2 divinities and you can choose your appearance but race and the world are random. What would you like?"


Can you let me think about it for a while?


It took me a month to come up with my wishes and when I was done I called out to the voice.


For my first wish, I want Eternal Youth with high regeneration properties with the only way for me to truly die is through my body being destroyed completely altogether but as long as there one cell of mine left somewhere I can regenerate and come back to life but let be in a weakened state.


"It's doable as the world you're going to there aren't any problems with you having that kind of immortality."


For my second wish, I want the ability to summon any being and said being will be loyal to me until they are unsummon. 


"Sure but said beings summon can't be overly stronger than you by your power times three or they can break free from the control." 


For my last wish, I want the ability to enchant anything with any power as long it's able to withstand the enchantments.


"Done, what are the divinities you want."


I want to look like Yashiro Isana from K-Project but change the eyes to be blue and make my hair to violet also make my height 6'1.


Well, I would like to have a little brother that can rival any other little brother out there in existence.


"Huh, I thought you would change your new bodys age but okay."


Oh, yes change my age to be 24. That's all the changes I want.


"Okay, now for your race so it's time to spin the wheel of races."


A wheel showed up out of nowhere and it started to move on its own until it stopped on the half-titan half-fairy marker.


What how does a titan and a fairy f*ck?


"Haha, it's best if you don't think about it and if you are that instead look up some hentai in your new world. Good luck my child."


Second Chance