What's for Juana is for Juana and what's for Petra is for Petra
Don't steal one's boyfriend
That's our unspoken sacred rule
The four of us value friendship and we follow that rule, or else, goodbye friendship
I am the only thorn among the roses
I am the only girl among the three gays
I am also the one who doesn't have a boyfriend among us four
Considering that I'm the one who is the real girl
But because of the techniques my gay friends taught me
I finally found a boyfriend, hallelujah
However, after almost a month,
My boyfriend got stolen by one of my friends, Lexie
This can't happen, I will not allow it!
Forget friendship
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
From now on, I will also steal Lexie from my ex-boyfriend whom he had stolen from me.