Chapter 4

Lord Grim: Want to help me research Boneyard?

Autumn Tree: For the record?

Lord Grim: There are places where you can get the skeletons stuck in the spawn cracks. Help me make sure I've found them all. Also there might be a way to get the second boss stuck.

Autumn Tree: I'll take a look. Do you want me to help set the record? I can probably level up in time

Lord Grim: I have someone in mind. He'll have better equipment and is already leveled up

Autumn Tree: That'll be better then. Come on, let me check out your new strategy

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Autumn Tree: Excellent Dynasty broke your record

Su Muqiu messaged Ye Xiu as soon as Lord Grim came online.

Lord Grim: How much? Oh, only 20 seconds? Well, we'll see

Autumn Tree: Are you planning to break it again?! How are you so sure? And how did they break your first one? It shouldn't be possible without our strategy

Lord Grim: I didn't use that mid-air Delivery Gun you pointed out because I didn't think that team could get the Boss in position properly. Hateful Sword was Liu Hao from Excellent Era and he used our strategy for their record, but I have someone else coming tonight

Su Muqiu watched the announcements for a new record. He was leveling in Boneyard when they came out, beating the record by 32 seconds. He ran over to congratulate them in person, since he was close. When he got there, Ye Xiu was nodding along to some noisy guy.

Su Muqiu waited for a slight pause in the monologue. " Congratulations, this is why you were so confident!"

"Yep, he used an Orange weapon, how could we not have broken the record?" Ye Xiu gestured at Flowing Tree.

"Oh? Who is this? Your helper?" Su Muqiu asked.

"Don't tell him who I am don't tell him don't tell him—" Huang Shaotian said frantically.

"Yeah, do you remember Troubling Rain form the old server? The kill stealer?" Ye Xiu said, directly ignoring the other.

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!" Huang Shaotian shouted.

Ye Xiu had an idea. "Pretend to worship him," messaged to Su Muqiu.

Autumn Tree: ?

Lord Grim: Just do it. It'll be great.

"Oh, you're The Troubling Rain? I love you, you are my favorite player ever! I will forever bask in the glory of being able to meet you this day."

Autumn Tree: Am I overacting?

Lord Grim: Yes

Ye Xiu burst out laughing. " You look like you want to go die in a hole! He doesn't know who you are, it's ok."

"Yeah, um, what's your name? I'm Su Muqiu," Su Muqiu introduced.

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you! You told him to pretend to know me, you—" he yelled at Ye Xiu, then turned to Autumn Tree. "You be careful, don't let this shameless guy corrupt you too much."

"Oh? How do you know who corrupted whom?" Muqiu responded quickly, with a straight face.

"Fuck both of you! I'm going home," Huang Shaotian complained.

"Give me back the Vampiric Lightsaber first," Ye Xiu said.

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They continued leveling together when a few days later, someone named Plantago Seed, apparently the guild leader of Herb Garden, attacked Soft Mist without warning.