It's fun to stay at the MHMC!

"Welcome to MHMC. The government issued mental health management center near you. Today we will be taking a small walk through to show you our programs in case You ever fell the need to visit!"

The camera pans out from the news reporter like person to show a bland building with the words 'Mental Health Management Center ' in bold letters on the top.

The person then steps inside the building to a lobby sort of place that looks like something out of a horror movie, with flickering lights, questionable stains here and there, and completely devoid of life besides the person in front of the camera. They look around for a second before turning back to the camera looking extremely worried.

"Here is our main area where we will listen to your situation and decide which program would be best for you" They then speed walk into a room off to the side of the lobby.

The room looks like a play center, with children and animals all around. Completely normal unlike the room they just exited.

" And here is our mental support animal center." A small dog barks loudly in the background. The children look around with a horrified face." They will surround you with nice, sweet rescue animals" said dog bites a child as it's peers follow it's example. Birds, cats, and what looks like a squirrel start tearing the furniture and walls apart "to help you!" a Chihuahua jumps at the person talking and the camera shakes before turning off.

The camera then turns back on to reveal the same person covered in scratch marks with wild hair looking like they just got struck with lightning.

They are now in a room with the lights turned off and people wearing paper bags on their heads walking around. " This is our anger management class. They will help you to not have as many outbreaks here!". All of a sudden on burst through the WALL with a chair screaming " sacrifice!" while the others start running wild, beating their chests like gorillas. They then set the chair on fire and chant weird noises while dancing around it. The news person bolts out of the room and back into the parking lot with the camera man follow in their stead.

They pant while saying "and.... that's about.... it.... come see .....the MHMC if..... you ever... want... to join ...one of.... our programs"

"aren't there other programs we have to go over thoug-" someone off camera chimes in. They however don't get to finish as the news reporter like person pinches them strait in the face. Knocking them out and catching them before they fall.

The camera shuts off again and a advertisement for 'anger management chairs ' shows on the screen.